I hate to break it to you, oh impotent one, but you're not the big bad anymore, you're not even the kind of naughty.

Xander ,'Showtime'


LotR - The Return of the King: "We named the *dog* 'Strider'".  

Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".

A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.


Susan W. - Dec 20, 2003 9:59:35 am PST #470 of 3902
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

Finally saw it last night, at the midnight showing at Cinerama. DH and I felt like the oldest ones in the crowd, at the ripe old ages of 31 and 32, but decided that wasn't because we're the only people above the age of 30 who'd go at midnight, but because this particular showing was jammed with students from all the local colleges who'd just finished finals.

I'm about to post a meara, having read the whole thread this morning, but my overall reaction was very positive, but not quite as much so as I expected. Of course, the problem might've been my expectations rather than the movie itself--I went in fully expecting to see the Best. Movie. Ever., and it wasn't that. I'm not sure where it ranks yet, but it's somewhere behind FotR and The Shawshank Redemption, for sure. Still all-time top ten, though that's a tough list to make--I mean, how do you compare Bull Durham to RotK? Talk about apples and oranges. Anyway, DH and I thought the middle third was as perfect as anything that's ever been filmed, but that the first and last thirds dragged in spots (not that we had a problem with the multiple endings--that was necessary for the story).

I cried at Pippin's song superimposed on Faramir's charge, and again at the very end--when I heard lots of sniffling all over the theater. And my favorite moments were pretty much anything with anyone from Rohan, especially their arrival at Pelennor. And despite his relatively small screen time, my Eomer crush is starting to rival my Boromir love.

More to come....


Jessica - Dec 20, 2003 10:01:45 am PST #471 of 3902
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

But really, Frodo's not a male. He never fights, he doesn't attack anybody

Hee. Frodo is the Xander of LotR.


Jessica - Dec 20, 2003 10:06:07 am PST #472 of 3902
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Yesterday's Foxtrot.


Susan W. - Dec 20, 2003 10:15:30 am PST #473 of 3902
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

meara time.....

His strength failed at the end, but his mission was a success. I'm not religious, but Mount Doom is one of my very favorite examples in literature of God's grace - go as far as you can, and grace will bring you the rest of the way. (Katie M)

I am religious, and I totally agree. And I cried when I first read your post--that's just beautiful.

Oh! I managed to watch all of the Shelob scenes without closing my eyes. (Jilli)

I didn't quite close my eyes, but I did squint and watch through my fingers for most of that section.

However, at the end I felt the more immediate parallel was that Frodo was like a young man returning from WWI who saw so many horrors that he could never really re-integrate into his small towns. He was darkened. (Hecubus)

Yes. This. Exactly. All through the last few scenes with Sam and Frodo before the destruction of the Ring, and then when the hobbits return to the Shire, I was really feeling the WWI resonances--the utter horror of the trenches, and the impossibility of a complete homecoming and restoration to the way things were before.

(Accidentally hit post too early, so my Arwen gripes and general comments on women in Tolkien will get their own post.)


Susan W. - Dec 20, 2003 10:41:57 am PST #474 of 3902
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

She was just nothing -- soft sighs and youthful but uncompelling pretty. (ita)

Yes. This. Even in the books, I preferred Eowyn, because she just has more substance as a character, and she kicks ass, and besides, I just love the Rohirrim. But as played in the movies Arwen annoyed me so much it was all I could do to not audibly chant "Dump the elf! Dump the elf!" everytime Aragorn had screen time with Eowyn.

was Liv at all elfy, other than sighing through every line, which was kind of her thing alone, since the rest could breathe just fine?) (ita again)

Yeah, what was WITH that weird breathy diction? Drove me crazy through all three movies.

His women, both weak and strong are idealizations. I simply don't think he was capable of ever going beyond that. (Cashmere)

t nods And while I do enjoy the books, this is enough to keep them from every being among my absolute favorites, because quality of characterization and how intimately acquainted I feel with whoever I'm rooting for are pretty much my top criteria for how I rank a book, and as a woman I have a certain instinctive preference for strong and believable female characters.

He does set up every woman as having a completely different mind than one might find in a man's body. I would have said he found women sort of vaguely mystifying, and sometimes in nice ways (Galadriel, Luthien). But, I guess, that sort of attitude doesn't say very much to me about Tolkien as a person/writer, as much as it does about his particular slice of English donnish 1940s culture. (Nutty)

Not sure I agree with this completely, based on comparison with Lewis. While Lewis's writings certainly show their share of sexism, his girls and women are (to me at least) human, three-dimensional characters, and he even has a slight bias toward writing from a female POV. That being said, I wouldn't by any means say that Tolkien was more sexist than Lewis, just that their strengths and weaknesses as writers, and probably as people too, were very different. (Of course, it's no secret that Lewis is one of those writers where I love what he got right so much that I'm willing to grant him near-infinite tolerance for what he got wrong (except for That Hideous Strength --I hated that book). Whereas with Tolkien I maintain more critical distance. And I'm fully aware that many people, and possibly most people in this thread, have the exact opposite reaction.)


Jessica - Dec 20, 2003 11:00:06 am PST #475 of 3902
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

as a woman I have a certain instinctive preference for strong and believable female characters.

Whatever gene this is, I'm missing it completely.


§ ita § - Dec 20, 2003 11:05:22 am PST #476 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

as a woman I have a certain instinctive preference for strong and believable female characters.

I don't think that's "as a woman" -- I think it's "as a Susan."

I have a preferenece for strong and believable characters, and tend to prefer it to average out 50/50 male/female, but that only has to be over the span of my consumption, not over any particular oeuvre or even storyteller.


Susan W. - Dec 20, 2003 11:06:30 am PST #477 of 3902
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

Whatever gene this is, I'm missing it completely.

Well, I probably should've phrased it better, because I didn't mean to say it was a universal female trait, just that it's an area where it's influenced my tastes. I.e., I didn't mean "all women feel this way," but rather, "I'm almost certain the reason I feel this way is because I'm a woman." And I'm not saying it's a virtue, either--it's just a neutral fact of my tastes, sort of like preferring chocolate to vanilla and Dr Pepper to Coke.


Volans - Dec 20, 2003 11:13:48 am PST #478 of 3902
move out and draw fire

Some quick things...that documntary says that both Arwen and Eowyn were orginally in the combat at Helm's Deep and having jealous moments between them. Gak!

GamerGeek moments included the horses bolting at the Paths of the Dead. My friend leaned over and said, "This is the point where the DM asks what equipment was on your horse, and what equipment you were carrying personally."


Sean K - Dec 20, 2003 11:16:02 am PST #479 of 3902
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Raquel, as a game master, that is hands down my single favorite question ever.

In fact, I'm always exhorting my players to keep careful track of that, so that I already know what I'm taking away from them when I bolt the horses, or crash the drone car, or close a blast door between them and the equipment they came with.