Inara: Who's winning? Simon: I can't tell. They don't seem to be playing by any civilized rules that I know.

'Bushwhacked'


LotR - The Return of the King: "We named the *dog* 'Strider'".  

Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".

A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.


Elena - Dec 19, 2003 12:57:30 pm PST #413 of 3902
Thanks for all the fish.

Yeah, the spear was lower down.

And I'll take this opportunity to mourn that they didn't have Strider say the bit about how it's a good thing that people didn't know how pretty hobbit skin was (referring to the mithril vest, get your minds out of the slash) or they'd be hunted for their pelts. It was a good - perhaps the only legitimate place - for Strider to be humourous in the first book/movie.


Sean K - Dec 19, 2003 12:57:34 pm PST #414 of 3902
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Although Nutty says it's not textual that he suffers on the anniversary of the spear wound. I think she's probably right. Always trust Nutty's memory of a book thing before mine.

Bruises don't make scar tissue

Hmm... Not to dispute your bruise expertise, ita, which I know is immense and almost encyclical, but I suffered a deep tissue bruise as a teenager on one of my calves from being hit by a car while riding a bike.

There isn't scar tissue there now, but there was for over three years. It wasn't visible like we see in the film, but there was a divot of gristle in that calf that I thought was never going to go away.

After about four years, it finally went away. Or would that not count as a scar (serious question)?


Nutty - Dec 19, 2003 12:58:59 pm PST #415 of 3902
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

What, no love for beaning Pippin on the head with an apple? I'm all for the strategic lobbing of fruits.

Also the part in the EE where he lands on his butt and is set upon by Hobbits.


§ ita § - Dec 19, 2003 1:02:04 pm PST #416 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Or would that not count as a scar

Not like the one we see, no. Which is what I'm wondering about.

no love for beaning Pippin on the head with an apple?

That was hysterical. I'd bean Pippin my damned self. Hey -- didn't Pippin encounter an unexpected apple outside Isengard and look up just like he did when beaned before Weathertop? It's possible my brain put that in for my amusement, however.


Sean K - Dec 19, 2003 1:02:44 pm PST #417 of 3902
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Book stuff doesn't need to be whitefonted, though, right? Just film stuff? Visuals, changes, and the like?

I can never remember what's whitefonted and what's not. I know I personally started whitefonting book stuff out of a desire to not spoil Aimee on the best parts. That issue will be over soon and I (who is probably the last book-whitefonty holdout) will stop. I promise. I know we mostly have no sympathy for non-booky people for obvious reasons.

Anyhoo -- Sean -- I'm not sure -- are you saying the bruise would or wouldn't look like a scar?

Well, it shouldn't look like a scar. Mine didn't. Could have just been inaccurate makeup job.

I should see the movie again to make a more informed thought on what that scar is supposed to be. Are we sure it's not just a wonky shadow?


Kathy A - Dec 19, 2003 1:02:55 pm PST #418 of 3902
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

That beaning of Pippin by the apple (and Pippin's look skyward) is nicely echoed at the end of the TTTEE, when he first discovers the apple floating in the water at Isengard, and looks skyward again.

ETA: hee! X-post with ita.


§ ita § - Dec 19, 2003 1:03:26 pm PST #419 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have such hard time with the end of TTT EE and the start of RotK, as one can tell.


Sean K - Dec 19, 2003 1:04:49 pm PST #420 of 3902
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Hey -- didn't Pippin [whitefont]

Yes, he did. You weren't imagining it. (Although I thought that was in the TTT EE, for the Flotsam and Jetsam sequence, or am I now putting it in the wrong place?)


Nutty - Dec 19, 2003 1:04:54 pm PST #421 of 3902
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Ah! So ita's not just conjuring that. I missed it, myself.

Sean, your memory's just as likely to be any good as mine. Surely by now you know I pull stuff out of my hindparts as often as not.

I'm still whitefonting for the greater glee and screaming. I guess, at least, through the weekend, because it's hard to get around to seeing a movie till you've had a weekend.


§ ita § - Dec 19, 2003 1:08:03 pm PST #422 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Nutty, how were you defining sword master above? In the cinema industry, or within a particular martial art?