I have such hard time with the end of TTT EE and the start of RotK, as one can tell.
These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me.
Jayne ,'The Train Job'
LotR - The Return of the King: "We named the *dog* 'Strider'".
Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".
A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.
§ ita § - Dec 19, 2003 1:03:26 pm PST #419 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Sean K - Dec 19, 2003 1:04:49 pm PST #420 of 3902
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Hey -- didn't Pippin [whitefont]
Yes, he did. You weren't imagining it. (Although I thought that was in the TTT EE, for the Flotsam and Jetsam sequence, or am I now putting it in the wrong place?)
Nutty - Dec 19, 2003 1:04:54 pm PST #421 of 3902
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Ah! So ita's not just conjuring that. I missed it, myself.
Sean, your memory's just as likely to be any good as mine. Surely by now you know I pull stuff out of my hindparts as often as not.
I'm still whitefonting for the greater glee and screaming. I guess, at least, through the weekend, because it's hard to get around to seeing a movie till you've had a weekend.
§ ita § - Dec 19, 2003 1:08:03 pm PST #422 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Nutty, how were you defining sword master above? In the cinema industry, or within a particular martial art?
amych - Dec 19, 2003 1:10:42 pm PST #423 of 3902
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
In the cinema industry, it's more or less true. Bob freakin' Anderson does everything.
Nutty - Dec 19, 2003 1:13:35 pm PST #424 of 3902
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Nutty, how were you defining sword master above? In the cinema industry, or within a particular martial art?
I was basically pulling a definition out of my butt, with exaggeration on top. I'm sure there actually are other swordmasters, but he's the only one I've ever heard of in the movies, and whenever a DVD talks about swords, sooner or later he comes up in the conversation. Usually sooner.
The joke is, he is like 80 years old. And while I'm sure he can still kill me dead, it amuses me to think of an 80 year old guy teaching whippersnappers how to strike with deadly accuracy and speed.
§ ita § - Dec 19, 2003 1:13:49 pm PST #425 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
What's the technical definition of sword master?
edit: Ah, never mind.
it amuses me to think of an 80 year old guy teaching whippersnappers how to strike with deadly accuracy and speed
What? You didn't see The Karate Kid?
Nutty - Dec 19, 2003 1:14:43 pm PST #426 of 3902
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Actually in Hollywood I bet it's like prop master -- the dude in charge of the swords and their handling. I know the gun guy is usually called the firearms master, or something like.
Consuela - Dec 19, 2003 1:18:10 pm PST #427 of 3902
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
I love Bob Anderson.
MechaKrelboyne - Dec 19, 2003 1:22:42 pm PST #428 of 3902
... and that's a Pantera's box you don't want to open. - Mister Furious
And rightfully so.
So, is there a Ballista Master for the big crossbows from Helm's Deep? That would be all different kinds of all right. If there isn't, I got dibs on the seige weaponry.