Spike: You pissed in the Big Man's Chair? That's fantastic! Gunn: Spike, can you please turn off that warm fuzzy? Spike: What, the Lorne thing? Worn off. I just think that's bloody fabulous.

'Life of the Party'


LotR - The Return of the King: "We named the *dog* 'Strider'".  

Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".

A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.


Nutty - Dec 19, 2003 12:48:41 pm PST #406 of 3902
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

It looked 3-D (raised, uneven) to me, too. And was really far too big to be Shelob's "stinger", unless she stung him 6 inches deep, right into his heart! I can't think of what else it would be, though. I think it was set just high enough to miss the mithril armor, although, hello, they could have just had him get stabbed in the (front of?) the neck and avoided that issue entirely.

Textually, the only scars Frodo carries are Shelob's sting and the Morgul-blade. And he celebrates each anniversary with a day in bed, moaning.


Beverly - Dec 19, 2003 12:50:39 pm PST #407 of 3902
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

ita's right about the stinger wound having to be below the mithril shirt, or the mithril would have stopped it, too. I can accept massive bruising--how not, from that sort of blow. But it wouldn't have left a scar. So, no cave-troll spear, no spider-sting. What then? Stray fireworks spark?

Oh and Haldir was played by the lovely and talented Craig Parker.


Sean K - Dec 19, 2003 12:50:40 pm PST #408 of 3902
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I think in the book Frodo has a bruise at least from where the orc spear hits him. But I don't have it here so I may be wrong.

Yes, in the book, while he is not impaled by the spear, because of the mithril, he's still wounded quite badly by it. (It's rather analgous to being shot while wearing a bulletproof vest. The bullet doesn't go through you, making a bad hole, but it will still give a very deep-tissue bruise, and hurt a LOT.)

On each anniversary of all three wounds (Weathertop, Moria, Shelob's sting), Frodo becomes dark, morose, and almost ill. It's one of the things that drives him to the Grey Havens to take that journey.

On the anniversary of the Ring's destruction each year, he becomes overthrown with despair, and again bed-ridden and sort of feverish, desperate to have the Ring back.

(Whitefonted for non-booky people)


§ ita § - Dec 19, 2003 12:52:09 pm PST #409 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Book stuff doesn't need to be whitefonted, though, right? Just film stuff? Visuals, changes, and the like?

Anyhoo -- Sean -- I'm not sure -- are you saying the bruise would or wouldn't look like a scar?


Kathy A - Dec 19, 2003 12:55:13 pm PST #410 of 3902
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Sean, I thought book-Frodo only got sick on October 6th and March 13th (Weathertop and Shelob, respectively)?


DavidS - Dec 19, 2003 12:55:17 pm PST #411 of 3902
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Anyhoo -- Sean -- I'm not sure -- are you saying the bruise would or wouldn't look like a scar?

Couldn't the flesh have been torn by the impact of the spear even with the Mithril? I think that visually that wound has to be the troll-spear - that's where he was nailed.


Nutty - Dec 19, 2003 12:55:23 pm PST #412 of 3902
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Well, real-life-like, I should think a deep bruise under chain mail would be a regular bruise, with the skin mashed in a chain mail pattern. So he could scar from the bruise, but it would be the kind of scarring you get from skinning your knees and then picking at the scabs, rather than a "your body nearly fell apart; please forgive it if it can't make its fixes 100% seamless".

Also, from the look of FOTR, that spear should have been in his side, or anyway his lower ribs, not front and center over his sternum.


Elena - Dec 19, 2003 12:57:30 pm PST #413 of 3902
Thanks for all the fish.

Yeah, the spear was lower down.

And I'll take this opportunity to mourn that they didn't have Strider say the bit about how it's a good thing that people didn't know how pretty hobbit skin was (referring to the mithril vest, get your minds out of the slash) or they'd be hunted for their pelts. It was a good - perhaps the only legitimate place - for Strider to be humourous in the first book/movie.


Sean K - Dec 19, 2003 12:57:34 pm PST #414 of 3902
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Although Nutty says it's not textual that he suffers on the anniversary of the spear wound. I think she's probably right. Always trust Nutty's memory of a book thing before mine.

Bruises don't make scar tissue

Hmm... Not to dispute your bruise expertise, ita, which I know is immense and almost encyclical, but I suffered a deep tissue bruise as a teenager on one of my calves from being hit by a car while riding a bike.

There isn't scar tissue there now, but there was for over three years. It wasn't visible like we see in the film, but there was a divot of gristle in that calf that I thought was never going to go away.

After about four years, it finally went away. Or would that not count as a scar (serious question)?


Nutty - Dec 19, 2003 12:58:59 pm PST #415 of 3902
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

What, no love for beaning Pippin on the head with an apple? I'm all for the strategic lobbing of fruits.

Also the part in the EE where he lands on his butt and is set upon by Hobbits.