If you want me to leave, you can put your hands on my hot, tight little body and make me.

Spike ,'Get It Done'


LotR - The Return of the King: "We named the *dog* 'Strider'".  

Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".

A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.


sumi - Dec 19, 2003 11:48:21 am PST #386 of 3902
Art Crawl!!!

I know! I felt so sad for him.


Beverly - Dec 19, 2003 11:58:57 am PST #387 of 3902
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Well, I'm back.

The matinee crowd was curiously quiet. I think they were actually standees. Or sittees, in this case, although suttee would have been more exciting. The only time anyone reacted at all was at Gimli's "That still counts as one!" line.

Billy Boyd? Still with the face, and the voice, and the eyes. Auugghh. Astin? More auuuggghhh. Wood? Yup.

Oh--someone asked what the round scar was on Frodo's torso. The gash was from Weathertop, I think the round wound was from Shelob's stinger. Which, actually, wrong. Spiders don't have stingers, they (the females, at least) have ovipositors. They bite to paralyse and liquefy their prey. No I have not suddenly turned into billytea.

I want this on dvd now. Right now, in my own little living room so I can replay and slo mo and otherwise obsessively watch it. Now.


sumi - Dec 19, 2003 12:00:28 pm PST #388 of 3902
Art Crawl!!!

I thought it was from the troll - - you know from Moria.


§ ita § - Dec 19, 2003 12:01:31 pm PST #389 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

That didn't wound him, did it? Wasn't it stopped by the mithril?


Beverly - Dec 19, 2003 12:01:56 pm PST #390 of 3902
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

That spear never penetrated the mithril shirt, nor skin. Wouldn't have left a scar.


Nutty - Dec 19, 2003 12:04:41 pm PST #391 of 3902
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Headbutts are cool.

White light! White light!

Is that the inscription from the One Ring on the collar of Richard Taylor's coat?

I can think of a negative way to do it on velvet -- create a metal template with the letters cut/acided out, press the velvet with the template, and voila, stand-up velvet letters on a crushed velvet garment -- but I don't know enough about velvet for doing it a positive way.

Although, I imagine you can program a baseball-cap-embroidery machine like you see in malls to embroider the pattern easily enough. Heck, I can write it freehand relatively well, and I'm no artist.


smonster - Dec 19, 2003 12:10:38 pm PST #392 of 3902
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

IIRC, you can use an iron and a stamp-type thingy to emboss velvet. Just have to find/make a stamp of the inscription. (no I've never done it, just saw it on a website somewhere)


Elena - Dec 19, 2003 12:13:31 pm PST #393 of 3902
Thanks for all the fish.

Well, Beverly beat me to the explaination of Frodo's round scar. I agree that it was Shelob's stinger.

Was I the only one that suffered massive chills when the Rohirrim galloped into battle screaming 'DEATH DEATH DEATH'?

Because I'd find that very hard to believe.

Also, the movie very desperately needs to have The Houses of Healing in it.


§ ita § - Dec 19, 2003 12:20:49 pm PST #394 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

How could the stinger leave a scar? Isn't it supposed to be a suppurating wound at that time? Also, wouldn't it be where we can't see it, since where we could see would have been mithril covered?


Elena - Dec 19, 2003 12:24:48 pm PST #395 of 3902
Thanks for all the fish.

Hmm.. Interesting points, ita.

But... I recall that it was an open wound in the orc tower, and a healed one in Minas Tirith.

I could be wrong.

Your point about the mithril protecting him is valid.