We killed a homeless man on this bench. Me and Dru. Those were good times. You know, he begged for mercy, and you know, that only made her bite harder.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


LotR - The Return of the King: "We named the *dog* 'Strider'".  

Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".

A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.


Beverly - Dec 19, 2003 12:01:56 pm PST #390 of 3902
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

That spear never penetrated the mithril shirt, nor skin. Wouldn't have left a scar.


Nutty - Dec 19, 2003 12:04:41 pm PST #391 of 3902
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Headbutts are cool.

White light! White light!

Is that the inscription from the One Ring on the collar of Richard Taylor's coat?

I can think of a negative way to do it on velvet -- create a metal template with the letters cut/acided out, press the velvet with the template, and voila, stand-up velvet letters on a crushed velvet garment -- but I don't know enough about velvet for doing it a positive way.

Although, I imagine you can program a baseball-cap-embroidery machine like you see in malls to embroider the pattern easily enough. Heck, I can write it freehand relatively well, and I'm no artist.


smonster - Dec 19, 2003 12:10:38 pm PST #392 of 3902
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

IIRC, you can use an iron and a stamp-type thingy to emboss velvet. Just have to find/make a stamp of the inscription. (no I've never done it, just saw it on a website somewhere)


Elena - Dec 19, 2003 12:13:31 pm PST #393 of 3902
Thanks for all the fish.

Well, Beverly beat me to the explaination of Frodo's round scar. I agree that it was Shelob's stinger.

Was I the only one that suffered massive chills when the Rohirrim galloped into battle screaming 'DEATH DEATH DEATH'?

Because I'd find that very hard to believe.

Also, the movie very desperately needs to have The Houses of Healing in it.


§ ita § - Dec 19, 2003 12:20:49 pm PST #394 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

How could the stinger leave a scar? Isn't it supposed to be a suppurating wound at that time? Also, wouldn't it be where we can't see it, since where we could see would have been mithril covered?


Elena - Dec 19, 2003 12:24:48 pm PST #395 of 3902
Thanks for all the fish.

Hmm.. Interesting points, ita.

But... I recall that it was an open wound in the orc tower, and a healed one in Minas Tirith.

I could be wrong.

Your point about the mithril protecting him is valid.


§ ita § - Dec 19, 2003 12:26:31 pm PST #396 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I don't remember seeing anything open in the orc tower. And I just realised that mentally I had him waking up in Rivendell, which makes absolutely no sense. Back to Minas Tirith he goes.


MechaKrelboyne - Dec 19, 2003 12:28:49 pm PST #397 of 3902
... and that's a Pantera's box you don't want to open. - Mister Furious

"And now every time I see [Salo, I think was the stunt guy's name], I just see this white light ..."

And yes, it must be said. Elijah Wood should be nominated for Hero of the Board, since he takes the simple and time honored tradition of skulls colliding and all unintentional like makes it slash.

Oh, and my other favorite thing is that the Art Department made a door the Uruk-Hai couldn't knock down. They can build my castle any day.

And they had the same Swordmaster as The Princess Bride. Sweet.


Elena - Dec 19, 2003 12:30:41 pm PST #398 of 3902
Thanks for all the fish.

The extras are things of massive beauty.

I love that Karl Urban and whoeveritisthatplaysHaldir are so utterly gorgeous as their real selves.


smonster - Dec 19, 2003 12:32:20 pm PST #399 of 3902
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I think in the book Frodo has a bruise at least from where the orc spear hits him. But I don't have it here so I may be wrong. I thought Shelob got him in the back of the neck, though.