It's good to have cargo. Makes us a target for every other scavenger out there, though, but sometimes that's fun too.

Mal ,'Shindig'


LotR - The Return of the King: "We named the *dog* 'Strider'".  

Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".

A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.


-t - Jan 28, 2005 11:56:35 am PST #3641 of 3902
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Hmm. Good point Beverly. Suddenly, it's an investment! With an excellent ROI. Except I know I wouldn't sell it, but I can pretend that I might some time in the future if I really need the money.

Those sound extremely cool, Kathy.


Kathy A - Jan 28, 2005 12:30:16 pm PST #3642 of 3902
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I just noticed that the bottles have in them appropriate items--the Witchking has bloodred glass beads, Gandalf has white ones, and Frodo and Sam both have polished stones, appropriate for the salt-of-the-earth hobbits.


Beverly - Jan 28, 2005 12:31:47 pm PST #3643 of 3902
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Ooo! She could have used coarse salt and herbs for Sam. "That there's the best salt in all the Shire."


Thomash - Jan 31, 2005 6:48:51 am PST #3644 of 3902
I have a plan.

My brother totally kicks ass for sending me this.

Warning: Hilarity ahead so swallow your drink.


§ ita § - Jan 31, 2005 6:55:57 am PST #3645 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

That domain is blocked by my work filter -- what is it?


Dana - Jan 31, 2005 6:56:31 am PST #3646 of 3902
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

It's the "Mortor" thing.


§ ita § - Jan 31, 2005 6:57:22 am PST #3647 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oh, cool.

since I got to see it the first two times someone linked to it here


Beverly - Jan 31, 2005 7:04:48 am PST #3648 of 3902
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

My computer still won't load it. Still sad.

Could somebody be a saint and recap it for me, so I'll have a better idea what I'm missing every time someone posts it again?


Dana - Jan 31, 2005 7:13:17 am PST #3649 of 3902
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

Boromir, at the Council of Elrond: "One does not simply walk into Mortor..."

Aragorn: "Mordor."

Boromir: "What?"

Aragorn, placating: "It's Mordor. With a D."

Boromir: t a moment of WTF? "One does not simply walk into Mordor..."

Frodo: "Um...yes, you do."

Boromir: "Shut up! No, you don't!"

Frodo: "Yes, you do. You totally do."

Boromir: Nuh-uh! You need...like...an army. With, like...Ninjas...and...um...Wizards! NINJA WIZARDS!"

Gandalf: "I'm a wizard!"

Boromir: "Yeah, but you're not a ninja."

Gandalf: t looks sad and ninja-less

Boromir, clearly warming to his subject: "Maybe some bears too...Bears that shoot laser beams out of their eyes... Oh, man, that would be so FRICKING AWESOME!"

Frodo, Gandalf, and Aragorn: t look WTF?-ish

Boromir: t looks sad and then freaky, due to judicious Photoshopping


Am-Chau Yarkona - Jan 31, 2005 7:27:48 am PST #3650 of 3902
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

(Dana, I keep admiring your tagline and not finding a space to ask you about it. Where's it from? For some reason, it makes me think of Sam Seaborn, but that could be my lastest fandom conversion showing.)

(For the record, Dana's tagline is: "She looks at me and she says, "I wish I was a lesbian." Now at that point, I wanted to say, "You mean you wish you *were* a lesbian," because gramatically...but I let it slide. I didn't want to ruffle any feathers.")