Niska: Mr. Reynolds? You died, Mr. Reynolds. Mal: Seemed like the thing to do.

'War Stories'


LotR - The Return of the King: "We named the *dog* 'Strider'".  

Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".

A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.


JohnSweden - Jan 03, 2005 8:31:17 am PST #3533 of 3902
I can't even.

Billy says, "And make sure you get out of the house once in a while."

Which is an astonishing example of knowing the audience. Advice I'm occasionally successful at taking.

Billy Boyd is The Scot for me.

Hoy! Grumble, grumble. 1000 years of damage to world culture and that little pippin-come-lately represents us? Well, could do worse, I suppose. And have.


esse - Jan 03, 2005 8:42:31 am PST #3534 of 3902
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

Well, could do worse, I suppose. And have.

::grin:: There's always you, hon. You're our own personal rep.


Anne W. - Jan 03, 2005 8:43:07 am PST #3535 of 3902
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

I actually like the generosity that PJ and crew demonstrate in showing us the fuck-ups, and almost-fuck-ups.

Lordy, yes. I have a feeling that filmmakers for years to come are going to draw valuable lessons from that stuff.


JohnSweden - Jan 03, 2005 8:47:51 am PST #3536 of 3902
I can't even.

There's always you, hon. You're our own personal rep.

::poses dramatically:: Maybe I'll phone in sick and we can get Pip.

Actually, I've always thought of Sean Connery as The Scot. Except in my world, where it is Billy Connolly.


Kathy A - Jan 03, 2005 8:50:20 am PST #3537 of 3902
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I was just about to say, "It could be worse--it could be Billy Connolly."

Just remember that, ten years ago, the definitive Aussie was Paul Hogan, so it can always be worse!


Connie Neil - Jan 03, 2005 9:10:11 am PST #3538 of 3902
brillig

Billy Connolly's riff on the Scots as being blue people was hysterical. Plus the tale of the swim trunks.


Frankenbuddha - Jan 03, 2005 9:22:49 am PST #3539 of 3902
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Billy Connolly's riff on the Scots as being blue people was hysterical. Plus the tale of the swim trunks.

Also what to say if you get caught "wanking" (and why it's so appropriate to call it wanking).


JohnSweden - Jan 03, 2005 10:47:52 pm PST #3540 of 3902
I can't even.

And with typical Buffista synergy, Billy Connolly was on tonight's Daily Show rerun (from just before Christmas?) and he was fucking brilliant. Jon was suffering from a terrible cold, and Billy had him paralyzed with laughter, using some of his great old urinal routines. What do urinals have to do with promoting Lemony Snicket, you might ask? Dunno, but Piss Hockey was discussed.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 04, 2005 10:08:21 am PST #3541 of 3902
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Just remember that, ten years ago, the definitive Aussie was Paul Hogan, so it can always be worse!

And before that? Jocko from the energizer battery commercials. I'd say Jackman is a definite improvement.


Volans - Jan 04, 2005 11:21:17 pm PST #3542 of 3902
move out and draw fire

Sean Connery's accent is so much his own, though, and quite different from Billy's. Whatever reaction I have to Connery's (and they are all good), it doesn't make me squee!

I loved the bit about the Gondorian helmet, where Billy says, "You'll notice I take that helmet off a lot, because, you know [looks at camera] it was right for the scene." Great comic sense.

And after watching the horsey bit, I am convinced that Viggo is a kook, but that the world needs more kooks just like him.