This girl at school? She told me that gelatin is made from ground-up cow's feet and that every time you eat Jell-O there's some cow out there limping around without any feet. But I told her that I'm sure the cow is dead before they cut its feet off, right?

Dawn ,'Never Leave Me'


LotR - The Return of the King: "We named the *dog* 'Strider'".  

Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".

A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.


Jars - Dec 10, 2004 2:13:41 pm PST #3336 of 3902

Okay, really though. Can I kill myself now ? After I've watched it again with all four commentaries, obviously.

I have no words for this.


§ ita § - Dec 10, 2004 2:14:12 pm PST #3337 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It sucked, huh?


libkitty - Dec 10, 2004 2:16:24 pm PST #3338 of 3902
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs

Say it isn't so!


§ ita § - Dec 10, 2004 2:16:51 pm PST #3339 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

No, say it is so. It'll make the wait easier.


libkitty - Dec 10, 2004 2:18:22 pm PST #3340 of 3902
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs

Easier, but not as delicious. Tim and Joss have ruined me for the easy wait. I want pain and quality.


Jars - Dec 10, 2004 2:23:17 pm PST #3341 of 3902

What? No. It was worth the wait, and worth the pain. But it's all downhill from here. Christmas is never going to be the same again.

I miss the anticipation.

Though the watching was good. And by 'good', I do of course mean 'scrumptilescent'.


§ ita § - Dec 10, 2004 2:24:03 pm PST #3342 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Great. Jars broke Christmas.


libkitty - Dec 10, 2004 2:26:10 pm PST #3343 of 3902
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs

wipes sweat off of brow, and watches as hands gradually stop shaking...

You had me worried for a moment, Jars. But fret not. We can jones on waiting for The Hobbit, which I firmly PJ will make.


Jars - Dec 10, 2004 2:29:01 pm PST #3344 of 3902

Jars broke Christmas.

I always wanted to be remembered.

Does anyone want to be horrifically spoiled, or would everyone rather watch with virgin eyes?

Assuming one can find a virgin whose eyes they could steal...


libkitty - Dec 10, 2004 2:33:47 pm PST #3345 of 3902
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs

No spoilers! flees from the thread with hands over her eyes