Well, I was just watching for Ares anyway (weep, weep, Kevin Smith is gone).
LotR - The Return of the King: "We named the *dog* 'Strider'".
Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".
A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.
Julius Caesar, son of Aphrodite.
Say again? Have these people seen busts of ole Julius? A funnier-looking guy I can't think of in antiquity, except maybe Nero. I mean, Narcissus son of Aphrodite, I could buy with appropriate hand-waving, or Julius Caesar bizarro love-child of Jupiter and Mars.
Also, wings? Since when do Roman emperors get wings??
It's a joke, Nutty. Karl Urban played both ol' Jules and Cupid.
But see, as Cupid he was blond, and as Caesar, a brunet. So you could tell them apart, I guess. Wings notwithstanding.
I think Karl Urban is doomed to a career of very bad and/or strange hair.
His hair was fine in Bourne, wasn't it?
Etdelete:
Fie upon thee, blackberry.
His hair was fine in Bourne, wasn't it?
Yes. Plus, those smoldering, evil looks. Yummy.
Inasmuch as his whole head is shaved with the same #3 attachment to an electric razor, so that his beard stubble and skull stubble is all the same length, yes. Not altogether funny-wrong. A little odd, but more notable due to its restraint in comparison with the other movies he's done.
Nutty is apparently smoking the kind of monkey crack which renders one blind, as he was of the hotness to the nth degree, dark hair and stubble included.