A job listing that caught my eye.
First of all, 'Posse?' Passé
Cordelia ,'Potential'
LotR - The Return of the King: "We named the *dog* 'Strider'".
Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".
A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.
Jessica - Jun 25, 2004 5:35:34 pm PDT #2774 of 3902
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Volans - Jun 26, 2004 5:06:27 am PDT #2775 of 3902
move out and draw fire
(dusts off portfolio, starts researching apes)
sumi - Jun 28, 2004 7:55:53 am PDT #2776 of 3902
Art Crawl!!!
Just read this on Wizard News:
HOBBITS MAINTAIN FELLOWSHIP WITH PLANS FOR BUDDY MOVIEBilly Boyd, one of Scotland’s most acclaimed stage and screen actors, and the other British hobbit star, Dominic Monaghan, have linked up with a leading Scottish playwright to write a buddy movie. They want to play themselves in a comedy about two inept Brits on a road trip around America.
sumi - Jun 28, 2004 7:56:25 am PDT #2777 of 3902
Art Crawl!!!
It also had this:
ORLANDO BLOOM CHOSEN PERFECT VACATION PARTNERBritish heart-throb Orlando Bloom has been chosen as the perfect partner for an adventure holiday by British women, after showing off his fighting and sporting skills in the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl and The Calcium Kid
§ ita § - Jun 28, 2004 7:58:11 am PDT #2778 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
the perfect partner for an adventure holiday
Okay, really freaking random. Unless it has to do with his enjoyment of bungee jumping, surfing and the like.
They want to play themselves in a comedy about two inept Brits on a road trip around America.
I hope they have lots of love interest.
sumi - Jun 28, 2004 7:59:46 am PDT #2779 of 3902
Art Crawl!!!
I think that the Orly stuff had to do with his horseback riding, archery and fencing.
Aims - Jun 28, 2004 8:00:31 am PDT #2780 of 3902
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Billy and Dom should remake all of the Road to... Movies that Bing Crosby and Bob Hope did.
§ ita § - Jun 28, 2004 8:01:27 am PDT #2781 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I think that the Orly stuff had to do with his horseback riding, archery and fencing.
I guess if it's only British actors ... but any of the male cast of King Arthur could do as well.
What sort of adventure vacations are they going on, anyway? Ones with fake swordfights?
sumi - Jun 28, 2004 8:02:47 am PDT #2782 of 3902
Art Crawl!!!
Hey -- they just wanted to go on a long vacation with Orlando Bloom -- can you BLAME THEM???
§ ita § - Jun 28, 2004 8:04:48 am PDT #2783 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Well, they CAN'T.
I won't let them.
So there.