Nothing worse than a monster who thinks he's right with God.

Mal ,'Heart Of Gold'


LotR - The Return of the King: "We named the *dog* 'Strider'".  

Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".

A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.


sumi - Jun 28, 2004 7:56:25 am PDT #2777 of 3902
Art Crawl!!!

It also had this:

ORLANDO BLOOM CHOSEN PERFECT VACATION PARTNER
British heart-throb Orlando Bloom has been chosen as the perfect partner for an adventure holiday by British women, after showing off his fighting and sporting skills in the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl and The Calcium Kid


§ ita § - Jun 28, 2004 7:58:11 am PDT #2778 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

the perfect partner for an adventure holiday

Okay, really freaking random. Unless it has to do with his enjoyment of bungee jumping, surfing and the like.

They want to play themselves in a comedy about two inept Brits on a road trip around America.

I hope they have lots of love interest.


sumi - Jun 28, 2004 7:59:46 am PDT #2779 of 3902
Art Crawl!!!

I think that the Orly stuff had to do with his horseback riding, archery and fencing.


Aims - Jun 28, 2004 8:00:31 am PDT #2780 of 3902
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Billy and Dom should remake all of the Road to... Movies that Bing Crosby and Bob Hope did.


§ ita § - Jun 28, 2004 8:01:27 am PDT #2781 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think that the Orly stuff had to do with his horseback riding, archery and fencing.

I guess if it's only British actors ... but any of the male cast of King Arthur could do as well.

What sort of adventure vacations are they going on, anyway? Ones with fake swordfights?


sumi - Jun 28, 2004 8:02:47 am PDT #2782 of 3902
Art Crawl!!!

Hey -- they just wanted to go on a long vacation with Orlando Bloom -- can you BLAME THEM???


§ ita § - Jun 28, 2004 8:04:48 am PDT #2783 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Well, they CAN'T.

I won't let them.

So there.


sumi - Jul 01, 2004 5:51:37 am PDT #2784 of 3902
Art Crawl!!!

From TORN, rumored date of RotKEE release:

ROTK Street Date: December 14th?
6/28/04, 1:02 pm EST - Xoanon

Sarah writes: I was looking through my company's intranet the other day, looking at upcoming DVD street dates, when lo and behold, it had a street date of December 14 listed for the ROTK:EE. Now, the title has not been catalogued yet, so things could still change, but it's the first time I've seen an actual date listed for it. [Pre-Order]


Anne W. - Jul 07, 2004 3:08:15 am PDT #2785 of 3902
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Billy and Dom should remake all of the Road to... Movies that Bing Crosby and Bob Hope did.

HELL YES!!!

I've been thinking for a while that the two of them should do a comedy together.


DXMachina - Jul 07, 2004 3:50:56 am PDT #2786 of 3902
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

We're off on the road to Isengard
Old Treebeard will carry us there.
The Ents are goin', why they're goin', how can we be sure?
We'll lay you eight to five that they'll show Saruman the door.