I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.

Xander ,'First Date'


LotR - The Return of the King: "We named the *dog* 'Strider'".  

Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".

A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.


Jeff Mejia - Mar 31, 2004 6:50:56 am PST #2415 of 3902
"Don't think of yourself as an organic pain collector racing towards oblivion." Dogbert to Dilbert

'Nother question: in the second movie, how did the trees know to go to Helm's Deep? I mean, I know from the books that there is stuff that happens that leads up to the trees being there, but none of that exposition shows up in the movie.

In the books, Gandalf met with Treebeard and Treebeard decided that the Huorns would help out at Helm's Deep. We don't see any of this conversation in the movie, but the Exteneded Edition does show the Huorns gobbling up the Orcs as they flee from Helm's Deep.

Are the trees and the Ents telepathic with each other? (This might be an unanswerable question.)
Not exactly. The analogy used in the books is that the Ents are to shepherds as the trees are to sheep. There was a process where Ents became tree-ish to the point where they rarely moved, and trees that grew "Ent-ish", becoming much more active and atagonistic towards moving creatures.

Are Denethor and Aragorn the same age?

Pretty close. Aragorn was 4 years older than Denethor. Which makes Denethor 83 at the time of the War. Hmm. I wouldn't have guessed that Denethor was that old, from either the book or the movie portrayal. I thought that the "Numenorean longevity" for the people of Gondor had diminished more than that by the time of the books. You learn something new every day.


Nutty - Mar 31, 2004 7:42:23 am PST #2416 of 3902
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Well, I mean, there is not being a doddering old man at 83, and then there is living 200 years. My granddad is in his early 80s, and far from doddering, although he was a lot more physically hale at 70 (though even then he probably couldn't have run a mile while on fire). Denethor can still be quasi-Numenorean -- after all, he is far-sighted -- without being Strider's true equal.

As for the Huorns, the way the movie sets it up, it looked like the trees just followed the trail of the Uruk army from Isengard. I mean, 10,000 guys at 100 abreast don't exactly fail to leave footprints, and the shot of Treebeard + Hobbits looking at the tree army is right near Isengard.


esse - Mar 31, 2004 9:30:41 am PST #2417 of 3902
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

The analogy used in the books is that the Ents are to shepherds as the trees are to sheep. There was a process where Ents became tree-ish to the point where they rarely moved, and trees that grew "Ent-ish", becoming much more active and atagonistic towards moving creatures.

Yeah--I was just trying to figure out how they'd worked that out in the movie, because they didn't show anything of how that happens. There's a bit of exposition about what an Ent is, and Merry says that they're tree-herders, but in the bit of EE they devote to the movement of the Hurons to Helm's Deep, Pippin and Merry point out that the trees are moving, and Treebeard says that they've got business with the orcs of Helm's Deep. I guess it just made me wonder what dialogue they cut out, to explain how the Hurons knew to move to Helm's Deep if the Ents weren't herding them there, if they were destroying Isengard.

it looked like the trees just followed the trail of the Uruk army from Isengard.

Hm. Point. Maybe the movie is crediting them more more conscious intelligence and sentience than I am.

I wouldn't have guessed that Denethor was that old, from either the book or the movie portrayal.

Me either--John certainly didn't look that old.


sumi - Mar 31, 2004 12:12:06 pm PST #2418 of 3902
Art Crawl!!!

There was some tension between Denethor and Thorongil too, wasn't there?

(Plus -- Aragorn/Thorongil was another of Mithrandir's favorites and Denethor never liked him.)

Also, I noticed on TORN that various college campuses are having trilogy showings (UVM, St Olaf).


Hil R. - Mar 31, 2004 12:14:34 pm PST #2419 of 3902
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Also, I noticed on TORN that various college campuses are having trilogy showings (UVM, St Olaf).

GW is having one this Saturday, I think.


Kathy A - Mar 31, 2004 12:16:33 pm PST #2420 of 3902
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Thorongil was getting lots of good press from his various successes against the bad guys--he made it a point to be proactive in fighting back the forces of evil instead of letting them make encroachments unchallenged as was SOP in Gondor before he showed up. Gandalf was encouraging this sort of behavior and promoting Thorongil to Ecthelion (Denethor's dad), which not only got Denethor's back up re: Thorongil, but also predisposed him to not liking Gandalf. This added to his being ticked off with Faramir in later years because Faramir got along with the wizard.


esse - Mar 31, 2004 1:43:40 pm PST #2421 of 3902
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

Our Outdoor Movie in May is going to be the Return of the King, which I pushed hard for.

This added to his being ticked off with Faramir in later years because Faramir got along with the wizard.

Showing Denethor's rationality from the start...ah, family dischord.


Kathy A - Mar 31, 2004 2:57:34 pm PST #2422 of 3902
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Peter Jackson has sold out!!

BTW, don't forget what date it is in New Zealand.


sumi - Apr 01, 2004 9:23:22 am PST #2423 of 3902
Art Crawl!!!

I already bought a soundtrack boxed set.

Do you think that the boxed set they're talking about is an EE boxed set? Or the "special edition" boxed set? Or something like that?


Volans - Apr 01, 2004 4:13:42 pm PST #2424 of 3902
move out and draw fire

Not to be bringin' up old stuff, but discussing Thorongil just made me cranky about wussy-pants Movie!Aragorn again. If they'd just left out Elrond's line "He turned from that path long ago." Grr! Aragorn went to Gondor, served in their military, in large part on the advice of Elrond (and Gandalf) that it would help prepare him for the day he claimed his destiny.

Better now.

I dreamt last night that I was watching the ROTK EE. Eddie Lizard was in it.