Some of the better RotK SAG pics:
Everyone sneeks a peek up Billy's kilt.
Liv's lipstick matches her dress.
Say! look at you! You look just like me! We're very pretty.
Buffybot ,'Dirty Girls'
LotR - The Return of the King: "We named the *dog* 'Strider'".
Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".
A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.
Kathy A - Feb 23, 2004 3:49:49 pm PST #2024 of 3902
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
§ ita § - Feb 23, 2004 3:50:54 pm PST #2025 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
God, I love that wee hobbit man.
Kathy A - Feb 23, 2004 3:52:04 pm PST #2026 of 3902
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Doesn't it look like John Noble has his hand on Billy's ass in that first pic?
Noumenon - Feb 23, 2004 11:35:22 pm PST #2027 of 3902
No other candidate is asking the hard questions, like "Did geophysicists assassinate Jim Henson?" or "Why is there hydrogen in America's water supply?" --defective yeti
According to MTV news, the LOTR box set is going to include audition tapes of actors who failed to make it into the cast, among them Vin Diesel and Kylie Minogue. Couldn't they cast Vin as a cave troll?
UTTAD - Feb 24, 2004 4:32:06 am PST #2028 of 3902
Strawberry disappointment.
Or Treebeard. Cue wooden acting gags.
billytea - Feb 24, 2004 4:35:43 am PST #2029 of 3902
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
According to MTV news, the LOTR box set is going to include audition tapes of actors who failed to make it into the cast, among them Vin Diesel and Kylie Minogue. Couldn't they cast Vin as a cave troll?
I'm curious as to which role Kylie auditioned for.
MechaKrelboyne - Feb 24, 2004 4:38:52 am PST #2030 of 3902
... and that's a Pantera's box you don't want to open. - Mister Furious
Hmh. See, I don't think of Vin Diesel as all that bad. I'm a huge fan of Pitch Black. He strikes me as very Rutger Hauer-ish in that he's not unskilled as an actor, he just picks really crappy movies to be in.
LoTR wise, he'da made a good Uruk Hai, or one of the wild men.
§ ita § - Feb 24, 2004 4:43:45 am PST #2031 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Oh, damn. He'd have been a brilliant Uruk Hai. I think the absence of Lurtz (or a Lurtzalike) was a negative in TTT.
amych - Feb 24, 2004 5:40:07 am PST #2032 of 3902
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
I'm curious as to which role Kylie auditioned for.
The green fairy?
Nutty - Feb 24, 2004 5:46:38 am PST #2033 of 3902
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
I shudder to imagine Vin Diesel's attempt at an English accent. Like trying to imagine Rambo with an English accent, only without the funny.
Kylie Minogue, whatever, she's a twit, but at least she's a Commonwealth twit.