A bunch of NZ climatologists used LotR as the basis of a sample abstract (.pdf file).
Bwah! Oh, God, that's great.
Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".
A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.
A bunch of NZ climatologists used LotR as the basis of a sample abstract (.pdf file).
Bwah! Oh, God, that's great.
Sampling was not without problems, chief of which was sporadic contamination caused by downdrafts from the wings of the Nazgûl’s vile beasts as they passed along the flight corridor over the Marshes.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!
Oh, god, I'm dying.
The stars are veiled. Something is stirring in the pants; a sleepless malice.
Royd Tolkien on the movies.
The pants are restless.
Bwah! Captain Obvious strikes again.
Do not put your trust in pants. They have forsaken these lands.
This is my favorite, I think:
Tonight we remember those who gave their pants to defend this country.
ooh, though, also
I come with tidings in this dark hour, and with pants.
Always good advice:
Abandon your pants! Run for your lives!
Just funny:
I do not doubt his heart, only the reach of his pants.
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ULKTRBL
Oh, these are good. I'm thinking about just surrendering to the GeekYay and going with NAZGRRL.
NAZGRRL
Nice!
NAZGRRL
That one's a classic!