A license plate reading CTHLOO might be tempting the fates.
Tell the fates it stands for "Clean TH' LOO".
Well some friends of Buffy played a funny joke and they took her stuff and now she wants us to help get it back from her friends who sleep all day and have no tans.
Xander ,'Lessons'
LotR - The Return of the King: "We named the *dog* 'Strider'".
Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".
A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.
billytea - Feb 09, 2004 7:38:49 pm PST #1820 of 3902
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Connie Neil - Feb 09, 2004 7:40:38 pm PST #1821 of 3902
brillig
Yeah, like the fates would buy that.
billytea - Feb 09, 2004 7:46:41 pm PST #1822 of 3902
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Yeah, like the fates would buy that.
Hey, if they do, I bet they do a great job bringing back that old sparkle to the porcelain.
Connie Neil - Feb 09, 2004 7:49:57 pm PST #1823 of 3902
brillig
"New! Extra strength FATE! Nothing brings that dingy porcelain back to life like a visit from the commanding forces of the universe! Never be ashamed to show your fixtures off to your friends, just invoke a visit from all-powerful, all-knowing FATE!"
billytea - Feb 09, 2004 8:03:30 pm PST #1824 of 3902
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Never be ashamed to show your fixtures off to your friends, just invoke a visit from all-powerful, all-knowing FATE!"
Let me just say that the lavatory is the last place I plan to invoke visits, all-powerful and all-knowing notwithstanding.
Connie Neil - Feb 09, 2004 8:06:57 pm PST #1825 of 3902
brillig
Oh, billy, fate always catches us with our pants down.
billytea - Feb 09, 2004 8:10:26 pm PST #1826 of 3902
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Oh, billy, fate always catches us with our pants down.
Which I wouldn't mind so much if it weren't so gleeful about the whole Polaroids thing.
Connie Neil - Feb 09, 2004 8:11:28 pm PST #1827 of 3902
brillig
And when did fate get so danged clever with the website, too?
billytea - Feb 09, 2004 8:16:00 pm PST #1828 of 3902
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
And when did fate get so danged clever with the website, too?
That would be after they brought out Adobe Fate-o-shop.
Connie Neil - Feb 09, 2004 8:18:08 pm PST #1829 of 3902
brillig
Of course, no one's been safe since they cut that deal with Fox for "Fate's Funniest Cheap Shots." You give a cosmic power a digital camera, and suddenly everything just a gigantic pratfall.