"New! Extra strength FATE! Nothing brings that dingy porcelain back to life like a visit from the commanding forces of the universe! Never be ashamed to show your fixtures off to your friends, just invoke a visit from all-powerful, all-knowing FATE!"
Gunn: The final score can't be rigged. I don't care how many players you grease, that last shot always comes up a question mark. But here's the thing. You never know when you're taking it. It could be when you're duking it out with the Legion of Doom, or just crossing the street deciding where to have brunch. So you just treat it like it was up to you—the world in balance—'cause you never know when it is.
'Underneath'
LotR - The Return of the King: "We named the *dog* 'Strider'".
Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".
A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.
Connie Neil - Feb 09, 2004 7:49:57 pm PST #1823 of 3902
brillig
billytea - Feb 09, 2004 8:03:30 pm PST #1824 of 3902
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Never be ashamed to show your fixtures off to your friends, just invoke a visit from all-powerful, all-knowing FATE!"
Let me just say that the lavatory is the last place I plan to invoke visits, all-powerful and all-knowing notwithstanding.
Connie Neil - Feb 09, 2004 8:06:57 pm PST #1825 of 3902
brillig
Oh, billy, fate always catches us with our pants down.
billytea - Feb 09, 2004 8:10:26 pm PST #1826 of 3902
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Oh, billy, fate always catches us with our pants down.
Which I wouldn't mind so much if it weren't so gleeful about the whole Polaroids thing.
Connie Neil - Feb 09, 2004 8:11:28 pm PST #1827 of 3902
brillig
And when did fate get so danged clever with the website, too?
billytea - Feb 09, 2004 8:16:00 pm PST #1828 of 3902
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
And when did fate get so danged clever with the website, too?
That would be after they brought out Adobe Fate-o-shop.
Connie Neil - Feb 09, 2004 8:18:08 pm PST #1829 of 3902
brillig
Of course, no one's been safe since they cut that deal with Fox for "Fate's Funniest Cheap Shots." You give a cosmic power a digital camera, and suddenly everything just a gigantic pratfall.
JohnSweden - Feb 09, 2004 8:24:44 pm PST #1830 of 3902
I can't even.
Y'all are silly. And with the funny too.
I love FLYUFLZ so much I may just have to grab it immediately.
Connie Neil - Feb 09, 2004 8:26:15 pm PST #1831 of 3902
brillig
Took me a good ten minutes to figure out FLYUFLZ. I disappoint myself at times.
And thanks for being a great audience, we'll be here all week, try the veal and tip your waitress.
billytea - Feb 09, 2004 8:28:51 pm PST #1832 of 3902
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Took me a good ten minutes to figure out FLYUFLZ.
Fly United Floozies?