"New! Extra strength FATE! Nothing brings that dingy porcelain back to life like a visit from the commanding forces of the universe! Never be ashamed to show your fixtures off to your friends, just invoke a visit from all-powerful, all-knowing FATE!"
Angel: Lorne, you're— Lorne: Reliable as a cheap fortune cookie? Angel: I was gonna say a guy with good contacts…
'Shells'
LotR - The Return of the King: "We named the *dog* 'Strider'".
Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".
A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.
Connie Neil - Feb 09, 2004 7:49:57 pm PST #1823 of 3902
brillig
billytea - Feb 09, 2004 8:03:30 pm PST #1824 of 3902
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Never be ashamed to show your fixtures off to your friends, just invoke a visit from all-powerful, all-knowing FATE!"
Let me just say that the lavatory is the last place I plan to invoke visits, all-powerful and all-knowing notwithstanding.
Connie Neil - Feb 09, 2004 8:06:57 pm PST #1825 of 3902
brillig
Oh, billy, fate always catches us with our pants down.
billytea - Feb 09, 2004 8:10:26 pm PST #1826 of 3902
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Oh, billy, fate always catches us with our pants down.
Which I wouldn't mind so much if it weren't so gleeful about the whole Polaroids thing.
Connie Neil - Feb 09, 2004 8:11:28 pm PST #1827 of 3902
brillig
And when did fate get so danged clever with the website, too?
billytea - Feb 09, 2004 8:16:00 pm PST #1828 of 3902
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
And when did fate get so danged clever with the website, too?
That would be after they brought out Adobe Fate-o-shop.
Connie Neil - Feb 09, 2004 8:18:08 pm PST #1829 of 3902
brillig
Of course, no one's been safe since they cut that deal with Fox for "Fate's Funniest Cheap Shots." You give a cosmic power a digital camera, and suddenly everything just a gigantic pratfall.
JohnSweden - Feb 09, 2004 8:24:44 pm PST #1830 of 3902
I can't even.
Y'all are silly. And with the funny too.
I love FLYUFLZ so much I may just have to grab it immediately.
Connie Neil - Feb 09, 2004 8:26:15 pm PST #1831 of 3902
brillig
Took me a good ten minutes to figure out FLYUFLZ. I disappoint myself at times.
And thanks for being a great audience, we'll be here all week, try the veal and tip your waitress.
billytea - Feb 09, 2004 8:28:51 pm PST #1832 of 3902
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Took me a good ten minutes to figure out FLYUFLZ.
Fly United Floozies?