Very convincing. Makes me completely want to put myself under government control. Please take me to where you can make me unconscious and naked.

Riley ,'Help'


LotR - The Return of the King: "We named the *dog* 'Strider'".  

Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".

A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.


§ ita § - Feb 09, 2004 2:36:53 pm PST #1804 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Yes, it is, I think. I should unwhite that second part.


sumi - Feb 09, 2004 2:36:59 pm PST #1805 of 3902
Art Crawl!!!

Oh, and somebody on lotr_boys posted that Legolas arrow picture . . . I was going to ask you to do it, but now I don't have to!


esse - Feb 09, 2004 3:22:00 pm PST #1806 of 3902
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

The second part is in the book.


Volans - Feb 09, 2004 3:22:57 pm PST #1807 of 3902
move out and draw fire

One of my neighbors has a license plate that says FLYUFLZ.

I can't figure out how to reduce "They have a cave troll" to license-plate-ese.


Kathy A - Feb 09, 2004 3:28:12 pm PST #1808 of 3902
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Use a bumper sticker for that one, and for your license plate, have "IMNOMAN".

Or "RNGISMNE".

Better yet, "USHLNTPS".


Jessica - Feb 09, 2004 3:29:46 pm PST #1809 of 3902
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

USHLNTPS

HA!

Oh, I must have this. First, I'll need to get a car.


Volans - Feb 09, 2004 3:36:21 pm PST #1810 of 3902
move out and draw fire

USHLNTPS

(heads to DMV website)


Kathy A - Feb 09, 2004 3:48:20 pm PST #1811 of 3902
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I'm bummed--Illinois' vanity plates only allow up to seven letters. Damn. I might have to go for that FLYUFLZ next year.


Volans - Feb 09, 2004 4:04:26 pm PST #1812 of 3902
move out and draw fire

So does VA. But IMNOMAN works. Of course, it'll be amusing when my husband's driving the car.


Kate P. - Feb 09, 2004 4:14:21 pm PST #1813 of 3902
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

USHLNTPS

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