Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


LotR - The Return of the King: "We named the *dog* 'Strider'".  

Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".

A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.


Jessica - Feb 09, 2004 3:29:46 pm PST #1809 of 3902
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

USHLNTPS

HA!

Oh, I must have this. First, I'll need to get a car.


Volans - Feb 09, 2004 3:36:21 pm PST #1810 of 3902
move out and draw fire

USHLNTPS

(heads to DMV website)


Kathy A - Feb 09, 2004 3:48:20 pm PST #1811 of 3902
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I'm bummed--Illinois' vanity plates only allow up to seven letters. Damn. I might have to go for that FLYUFLZ next year.


Volans - Feb 09, 2004 4:04:26 pm PST #1812 of 3902
move out and draw fire

So does VA. But IMNOMAN works. Of course, it'll be amusing when my husband's driving the car.


Kate P. - Feb 09, 2004 4:14:21 pm PST #1813 of 3902
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

USHLNTPS

???


amych - Feb 09, 2004 4:17:25 pm PST #1814 of 3902
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

USHLNTPS

???

Try reading it out loud to yourself very slowly and commandingly.

U. SHL. NT. PS!


Kate P. - Feb 09, 2004 4:18:55 pm PST #1815 of 3902
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Oh! Duh. I kept thinking "ush lentpis? There must be something I'm missing!"


scrappy - Feb 09, 2004 4:23:28 pm PST #1816 of 3902
Nobody

I posted this a while ago, but it's so cool it bears repeating. I saw a silver Jetta with a plate which read MITHRIL


Kathy A - Feb 09, 2004 4:56:18 pm PST #1817 of 3902
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

But IMNOMAN works. Of course, it'll be amusing when my husband's driving the car.

Have him put on some furry feet and Rohirric armor--he can be Merry.


Kathy A - Feb 09, 2004 5:06:18 pm PST #1818 of 3902
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I'm trying to think of other plate possibilities.

If you're in a two-car household, with one car grey and the other white, you could have GANDALF1 and GANDALF2, respectively.

A blue car (and if you're an Imrahil fan)--DOLMROTH

A white Mustang--ASFALOTH or SHADOWFX