The Bay City Rollers, now that's music.

Giles ,'Sleeper'


LotR - The Return of the King: "We named the *dog* 'Strider'".  

Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".

A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.


tina f. - Feb 09, 2004 12:39:14 pm PST #1785 of 3902

OK - Weird question.

Any rough guesstimate of how many copies the LotR soundtracks have sold - or how they rate in sales compared to other original movie scores (as opposed to soundtracks that are culled from popular music).

Appreciated.


sumi - Feb 09, 2004 12:41:00 pm PST #1786 of 3902
Art Crawl!!!

Would they have that info at Billboard?


Nutty - Feb 09, 2004 12:41:53 pm PST #1787 of 3902
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

"Black Numenoreans". While the Numenoreans were living in Atlantis, they also sailed to Middle Earth and established colonies.

Okay, yes, but when you get called 'Black _____', then (a) you no longer count as related to the hero, even though you technically are; although (a.1.) really technically speaking everybody in the story is first cousin to everbody else; and (b) point remains, some dudes, we don't know who, but in Middle-earth, were kings and then got addicted to their Froot Loops, and then got undead. (Sugar kills!) I was trying to make it nice and clear what with there being kings, but they're not the cool kings that you get when you are a virtuous Atlantis refugee. If you, like, left Atlantis because you were in a snit, or got arrested and skipped bail, you do not count as special; you are hoi polloi of kingship.

Sauron himself was caught in the flood, and afterwards could only be seen as the flaming eye.

I love how nobody questions this logic. You were an evil, corporeal lord, and then you became a [still corporeal] slimy-nice advisor to the king, and then, when you drowned? Reincarnated as a flamey eyeball. (Okay, a spirit of flamey evilness that is represented for shorthand as an eyeball. Or a vulva.) I think the moral of this story is, if you drown, stay dead.

This goes double if your name is Leonardo DiCaprio.


sumi - Feb 09, 2004 12:42:52 pm PST #1788 of 3902
Art Crawl!!!

Okay, they do have that information but you can only access it if you are a subscriber (and I am not.)


sumi - Feb 09, 2004 12:44:08 pm PST #1789 of 3902
Art Crawl!!!

But I did find a list of top-selling soundtracks.


tina f. - Feb 09, 2004 12:45:48 pm PST #1790 of 3902

Billboard only gives me current chart position (that's all I can find there anyway)- whereas I am looking for an educated guess as to total sales of the soundtrack albums.

Like I said - weird question - I just thought I'd ask.


tina f. - Feb 09, 2004 12:48:15 pm PST #1791 of 3902

Thanks sumi. Those are all traditional soundtrack albums - and not scores though I think. Maybe Titanic is a score.

Basically I am in a music nerd argument with somone who thinks the soundtracks are only for the Tolkien freaks and aren't big with the general public. I know he's wrong and I'm trying to find proof.

ROTK went as high as No. 36 on the Billboard chart - but I want a more solid basis for telling him he's a dumbass.


billytea - Feb 09, 2004 12:50:10 pm PST #1792 of 3902
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

This goes double if your name is Leonardo DiCaprio.

t recasting all Leonardo's subsequent movies with a flamey eyeball

t notes little change to giant sucking sound

Huh. Turns out LOTR is just like a cross between Catch Me if You Can and Gangs of New York.

Isildur: "Who is this under moi knoife?"

Narrator: "In the upcoming feature, the part of the Witch-King of Angmar will be played by Tom Hanks."


§ ita § - Feb 09, 2004 12:51:49 pm PST #1793 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Angmar would make a lovely girl's name.

Except for how it wouldn't.


billytea - Feb 09, 2004 12:54:01 pm PST #1794 of 3902
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Angmar would make a lovely girl's name.

Except for how it wouldn't.

Wait for my upcoming book on relationship advice, "Witch-Kings Are From Angmar, Witch-Queens Are From New Orleans".