Everyone's getting spanked but me.

Willow ,'The Killer In Me'


LotR - The Return of the King: "We named the *dog* 'Strider'".  

Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".

A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.


Kathy A - Jan 06, 2004 11:28:26 am PST #1149 of 3902
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I wouldn't be surprised if he made a conscious decision not to read the books. Don't forget that Frodo was the hobbit most altered by the adaptation--he's now a young man, as opposed to a middle-aged bachelor, who's tossed into the quest with no warning, and no clue as to what's coming his way, instead of having months to ease himself into the journey. Also, the addict subplot was definitely enhanced in the screenplay.

I think that Dom Monaghan and possibly Sean Bean were the only two of the core nine actors to read the books before auditioning.


tina f. - Jan 06, 2004 11:31:25 am PST #1150 of 3902

Because, how do you know Frodo is the plum part in the movie unless you've read them?

And Elijah seems to be the most sentimental about the Fellowship-ness of it all - so again, I can't see him not wanting to read the books, learn Elvish, have hair transplanted to the tops of his feet, etc. And weren't the hobbits there three months in advance? Like I said, you'd think there might have been a copy provided to them.


Beverly - Jan 06, 2004 11:32:38 am PST #1151 of 3902
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Which is sort of ironic on Bean's behalf, since the film version of Boromir was so much more sympathetic a character than book-Boromir. He probably thought he'd be playing another heavy--his stock in trade since he's aged past Sharpe-style heroic leads.


tina f. - Jan 06, 2004 11:32:44 am PST #1152 of 3902

I wouldn't be surprised if he made a conscious decision not to read the books.

I hadn't seen Kathy's post. This makes more sense. I wonder if he is planning on it then.


Micole - Jan 06, 2004 11:59:56 am PST #1153 of 3902
I've been working on a song about the difference between analogy and metaphor.

I do remember every Tom, Dick and Mablung interviewed in the press making offhand remarks about this and that bit of canon,

I just want to express my undying admiration for Nutty.

That is all.


Consuela - Jan 06, 2004 12:38:52 pm PST #1154 of 3902
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

I just want to express my undying admiration for Nutty.

I found her first!


Nutty - Jan 06, 2004 12:38:54 pm PST #1155 of 3902
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Well, I don't know why, but I will take all the admiration I can get. Mwah. (Actually the instance I was thinking of was Karl Urban in Entertainment Weekly, making gross jokes about what it means to "despoil" a orc's corpse. So, don't admire me that much!)

have hair transplanted to the tops of his feet,

Um, yuck?


Strix - Jan 06, 2004 12:49:56 pm PST #1156 of 3902
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I'm sure the reverse has happened, and some poor slob is running around with foot (or crotch) hairs be-crowning his bald little pate.


Nutty - Jan 06, 2004 12:51:21 pm PST #1157 of 3902
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Um, double yuck?

Triple yuck, if you get to thinking about the expression of someone smelling "like feet, mixed in ass".


Volans - Jan 06, 2004 1:37:47 pm PST #1158 of 3902
move out and draw fire

I'm still slightly impressed by the hobbit lass at Trilogy Tuesday. All the other women in costume (save one) went for the sexy/attractive, and then there's this girl who's glued pubic hair to her feet.

And now someone will post how actually pubic hair on the feet is v.sexy.

I love that the Topps card for Figwit says "Figwit."