This here's a recipe for unpleasantness.

Mal ,'Objects In Space'


We're Literary 2: To Read Makes Our Speaking English Good  

There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."


Topic!Cindy - Aug 17, 2005 11:03:24 am PDT #8972 of 10002
What is even happening?

It's a banana bush.


§ ita § - Aug 17, 2005 11:06:43 am PDT #8973 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

And Cindy straddles the line of pedantry and Frank's suggestion:

Substitute the word "boobies" or "testicles" for "the banana tree" and you get into a whole weird area.

Not that I've heard it called bush. Mostly plant.


Topic!Cindy - Aug 17, 2005 11:10:38 am PDT #8974 of 10002
What is even happening?

There was straddling? Next time, wake me up.


Narrator - Aug 17, 2005 11:20:47 am PDT #8975 of 10002
The evil is this way?

Again, Cindy overshares about her homelife ....


billytea - Aug 17, 2005 12:55:43 pm PDT #8976 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Thumbs in wrong places - apparently very disturbing.

True. There are certain interactive pastimes I can think of where I really don't expect to be greeted by a thumb.


tommyrot - Aug 17, 2005 12:58:49 pm PDT #8977 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

There are certain interactive pastimes I can think of where I really don't expect to be greeted by a thumb.

Pinkie-wrestling?


billytea - Aug 17, 2005 3:53:19 pm PDT #8978 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Pinkie-wrestling?

I'm pretty certain that in the activities I was thinking of my reaction would not be "Hey, that's cheating!"


Alicia K - Aug 21, 2005 3:04:24 pm PDT #8979 of 10002
Uncertainty could be our guiding light.

If I wanted to try reading Tom Robbins, which one would be a good one to start with?


-t - Aug 21, 2005 3:32:22 pm PDT #8980 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Jitterbug Perfume is my favorite. And the one I read first.


erikaj - Aug 21, 2005 3:33:27 pm PDT #8981 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

"Even Cowgirls get The Blues" cause it's my favorite. And when I was seventeen, the novel I loved best in all the world.