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We're Literary 2: To Read Makes Our Speaking English Good  

There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."


beathen - Jul 27, 2005 9:52:16 am PDT #8605 of 10002
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.

Emily, the wordless spells also helped Harry get the memory from Slughorn. He used the spell to keep refilling his mug in Hagrid's hut.


§ ita § - Jul 27, 2005 9:53:52 am PDT #8606 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Orange squash, in my memory, is a sweet uncarbonated orange-coloured drink.

Here you are.


Kathy A - Jul 27, 2005 9:57:11 am PDT #8607 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Hi, Knut!

Emily, (re: HP) Dolohov had to use a wordless spell to curse Hermione in the Ministry of Magic at the end of OotP, since she had put a Silencio curse on him. It was a pretty effective curse, since it laid her up for a few weeks afterward--I wonder if it would have been lethal if he was able to talk. As for Dumbledore freezing Harry in the tower, I think that he knew that there was too many DEs around for him to get to Snape without blowing Snape's cover. With Draco coming up the stairs, most likely with other DEs soon to follow, he knew that the only way to stop Harry from fighting, and most likely dying, was to stop him in his tracks.


David J. Schwartz - Jul 27, 2005 10:05:08 am PDT #8608 of 10002
New, fully poseable Author!Knut.

Actually, Hec, that's pretty much how I would have pictured E. Nesbit, if I had spent much time picturing her.

And it's him that wore the dirndl. Not that I wouldn't, under the right circumstances. Which I have also not spent time picturing.

Hm, I've stumbled into the middle of an HP convo. At the risk of saying things that have been said . . . second chapter had no right to exist, but the ending was the best yet.

Hi to all. Erika, I owe you an email. I'll just say, it's good.


erikaj - Jul 27, 2005 10:08:09 am PDT #8609 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

That's nice, Knut. Thank you. Kind of ruins my "I'm a private person who doesn't put her dirt on the street," thing, though.


DavidS - Jul 27, 2005 10:13:24 am PDT #8610 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

So what's up in Dogtown, Knut? And the library sciences? We were despairing over the new trend of bookless libraries (oxymoron much?) in Natter yesterday.


beathen - Jul 27, 2005 10:21:15 am PDT #8611 of 10002
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.

Out of curiosity - what's the difference between the US and UK versions of HBP beside coming from different countries?


DavidS - Jul 27, 2005 10:22:51 am PDT #8612 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Huh. Who's read the Uncle stories by J.P. Martin?

The wonderland of Martin's books is reminiscent of Carroll's, but far more modern and seedy, with lumps of industrial archaeology lying about the landscape. Its central character Uncle is a vastly rich elephant who affects purple dressing-gowns and lives in an improbable edifice called Homeward -- half Gormenghast and half Disneyland. Scenic railways abound; there are museums with entire floors devoted to flamingo bird-baths or treacle bowls through the ages. Most of Homeward's inhabitants are alarmingly eccentric, and would pass unnoticed in the Goon Show. An epic pitch of fear is reached during an overnight stay in the Haunted Tower, where "The White Terror" proves to be a small ghost about a foot high, which stands disagreeably on the bedside table muttering, "I did it! I took the strawberry jam!"

But facing the hundred-towered glory of Homeward is the dark side of the farce: the filthy stronghold Badfort, ruled by Uncle's arch-enemy Beaver Hateman. The Badfort crowd spend their days lounging around dressed in unclean sacking, swilling Black Tom and Leper Gin, writing down bad thoughts in their Hating Books, and hatching terrible schemes to entrap Uncle. They revel in evil. They are the sort of wretches who would say snide things about The X-Files.


Ginger - Jul 27, 2005 10:25:52 am PDT #8613 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I haven't. They sound charming, although I appear to be squarely in the Badfort crowd, if you replace "sacking" with "sweatpants."


David J. Schwartz - Jul 27, 2005 10:27:47 am PDT #8614 of 10002
New, fully poseable Author!Knut.

Kind of ruins my "I'm a private person who doesn't put her dirt on the street," thing, though.

That it does. But, that can be a good thing. It's a line only you can draw.

Dogtown #2 is available NOW! Stories by Troy D. Ehlers, Keith Demanche, Myra Margolin, Michael Samerdyke, and a collaboration between yours truly and Marianne Westphal. All people whom you probably haven't heard of because they're just slightly PRE-FAMOUS.

BTW, Hec, the photos you sent didn't make this issue, but I'm hoping we can use them in the next. My pard Keith is the one who does all the design, and he already had the scheme worked out for this one. But we should have a new one by fall, gods willing.

The Library Sciences stuff is proceeding apace, although the summer course was interrupted by computer suckage. Should be done by Spring. Bookless libraries = bad thing. Nutty bureaucrats think everything is available on the Internet, don't realize draconian copyright laws are keeping most things slightly less-than-free. A friend of mine works in a library at the U of Alaska in Ketchikan; the chancellor there decided they no longer needed a library and had them get rid of more than half their collection. (Choking back sob.)

Information revolution? Not even begun yet.