We knocked 'em deader!

Willow ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


We're Literary 2: To Read Makes Our Speaking English Good  

There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."


Kathy A - Jul 13, 2005 11:27:56 am PDT #8207 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Just Dementor exposure, right?


Calli - Jul 13, 2005 11:31:31 am PDT #8208 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Just Dementor exposure, right?

Could be. I thought that Harry got chocolate most of the time that he ended up in the infirmary. But it's been over a year since I last cracked a HP book, so I can't swear to it.


§ ita § - Jul 13, 2005 11:36:59 am PDT #8209 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Not to mention EXPECTO PATRONUS!!!

If this a) works IRL and b) has anything to to with tequila, I may convert to Wicca.


Jessica - Jul 13, 2005 11:37:14 am PDT #8210 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Pretty sure chocolate's canonically good for everything. It's like an aspirin/valium.

[eta: Er, HPverse chocolate. But RealWorld!chocolate's pretty good too.]


Mr. Broom - Jul 13, 2005 11:37:14 am PDT #8211 of 10002
"When I look at people that I would like to feel have been a mentor or an inspiring kind of archetype of what I'd love to see my career eventually be mentioned as a footnote for in the same paragraph, it would be, like, Bowie." ~Trent Reznor

Oh, I agree, the books are a fantastically accurate portrayal of Wicca. Wicca spells are all in bastard Latin, after all. Anyone who's attended a baby-sacrifice naked black mass in a desecrated graveyard knows that.


Steph L. - Jul 13, 2005 11:52:00 am PDT #8212 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

And I'd REALLY like a Wizard Chess set!

Emmett has one. Though it's not all giant sized.

Dude, if it actually works like the Wizard Chess in the books, I'ma steal it.

Also, all you Buffista Wiccans, I really need a Remembrall.


Aims - Jul 13, 2005 11:52:30 am PDT #8213 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I want the Sneak-o-scope for Evil Co-Workers.


Kathy A - Jul 13, 2005 11:55:54 am PDT #8214 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Is there anyway to adapt a Foe Glass into a Boss Glass, so you can tell when they're approaching your desk?

Also, Portkeys would be a good replacement for my daily commute.


Anne W. - Jul 13, 2005 11:57:14 am PDT #8215 of 10002
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

I want to be able to send a Howler to incompetent cow-orkers.


Susan W. - Jul 13, 2005 11:58:05 am PDT #8216 of 10002
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

I'd convert for the Remembrall and that time-turner thingummy. Though I'm not sure the latter would be the most handy time-travel device for research trips to 1811. OTOH, since HP is REAL WICCA! while all my other time travel fantasies involve Christopher Eccleston showing up with a police box, of course I have to accept the limitations of TRUTH over mere fictional fantasies...