Yeah, but you're an amateur fry cook and I come from a long line of fry cooks that don't live past 25.

Buffy ,'Showtime'


We're Literary 2: To Read Makes Our Speaking English Good  

There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."


Betsy HP - Apr 27, 2005 1:34:06 pm PDT #7526 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

The problem is that booksellers are refusing to carry Black Lace because it's too naughty.


Lyra Jane - Apr 27, 2005 1:40:00 pm PDT #7527 of 10002
Up with the sun

So a story that's just one long sex scene would be okay by them?


Betsy HP - Apr 27, 2005 1:40:37 pm PDT #7528 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

As long as nobody says 'fuck'.


meara - Apr 27, 2005 3:04:22 pm PDT #7529 of 10002

Black Lace, purveyors of porn for women, want only one sex scene per story

Wha....? The hell is that about? Dude, that's less than romance novels. I can vaguely understand wanting to cut back on four letter words (though frankly, I much prefer those to things like "her honeyed cavern" or whatever). But one sex scene per book? Just start a new line, y'all, don't kid yourselves.


erikaj - Apr 27, 2005 3:09:58 pm PDT #7530 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

Yeah..."White Lace" could be those.


Susan W. - Apr 27, 2005 3:12:25 pm PDT #7531 of 10002
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

It surprised me to hear, because the CW is that the two growth areas in romance land are inspirationals and romantica/erotica. Cue discussion of polarized society. So I was surprised to hear about an erotica line trying to go less, well, erotic.


Strix - Apr 27, 2005 3:23:33 pm PDT #7532 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

The other non-fiction book I'm currently reading (Courtesans : Money, Sex and Fame in the Nineteenth Century, by Katie Hickman)

I've read that, and founf it quite interesting. I'd re-read it. I also read Sedctresses and it was fun, although a little heavy on the GuRl PoWR!! slant sometimes.


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 28, 2005 7:32:51 am PDT #7533 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Now I have a sudden urge to read a romance novel where the euphemisms are so vague and removed from the acts they represent that it's not possible to tell what's actually happening in a given love scene.

"When they touched, it was as if her windblown lace was being gently kissed by the morning dew" and so forth.


Betsy HP - Apr 28, 2005 8:29:07 am PDT #7534 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

Eee! A new swashbuckler!

[link]


DXMachina - Apr 28, 2005 8:48:06 am PDT #7535 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

And featuring a Spaniard, no less.