beaming happily at Hec
Signals fireworks to go off. Initiates Scrappy Love Week. Ewan McGregor, Colin Farrell and Hugh Jackman enter tapdancing, shirtless and in tight black leather pants, under a special fountain jet lightly misting them in fragrant oils, stage left. As TMBG hums their latest hit, "Scrappy Is Wise" from the next table, a trained team of SWAT pamper specialists descends on Robin, massaging her feet and forearms while giving her a manicure and washing and styling her hair. She is then ushered behind a backlit curtain as BNL croons (a capella) their new hit, "Scrappy Is Hott." Scrappy emerges from behind the screen in her fabulous new Donna Karan suit to the sound of a fanfare. A vintage silver Rolls Royce enters stage right, and Sherry Lansing steps out with The Standard Rich and Famous Contract. The crowd roars as it leaps to its feet in unison, providing the longest ovation in recent human memory.