I don't care what you dress Kristin Kreuk in -- she's going to ... god, she sounded awful.
Drusilla ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Boxed Set, Vol. 1: Smallville, Due South, Farscape
A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much anything else that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.
I never really loved Earthsea, so I don't have the kind of gut-level picture of it that I do of Tolkien, but I remember the Tombs of Atuan and man, I never pictured it as even vaguely faux-medieval. More... I dunno. Greek, if anything.
I do remember envisioning it as bare -- robes, not dresses, you know?
Yup. Barefoot, desert, black robes, spare, ascetic. Withered trees and dust, and little oil lamps and wrinkled apples. Gruel and bread with grit in it.
Not veils and prissy dresses and candalabras. Bleah.
The funny part is, the source texts are basically a "How to Confound Hollywood" manual, you know? Hero is black, as are almost all the supporting characters. (The only white people are barbarian invaders, and one guy in the third novel.) Major actions -- Ged becoming a dragonlord, e.g. -- happen between one novel and the next, and are never flashed back to. The climax of the first book is the hero's surrender. Ged goes on a quest and meets a pretty girl, and takes her home with him, and she ends up... becoming an obscure farm-wife to somebody not named Ged.
I'm secure in the knowledge that even the faithfullest filmmaker would have huge difficulty making a good film out of the novels, so knowing that unfaithful filmmakers are making a bad film out of it -- I don't feel the need to care.
I'm secure in the knowledge that even the faithfullest filmmaker would have huge difficulty making a good film out of the novels, so knowing that unfaithful filmmakers are making a bad film out of it -- I don't feel the need to care.
Which is a very healthy attitude about it all.
I still think I'll have to stock up on single-malt to survive this.
I'll have to go looking for leftover Krell machinery so my antipathy for Kristin Kreuk can take on lethal physical form after I see the adaptation.
Well, you've heard of LeGuin, I assume, yeah?
Heard of? Yes. Real familiarity with her work? Not so much. So, I'm saying... surprised. You know, I go through life, I think I know a lot of shit, yet I learn, time and again, not really. Fortunately, I'm OK with that.
I've been reading danvers' recaps of post-hiatus Atlantis, and ... she doesn't hate Teyla. She sees Sheppard/Weir.
She's also really excited about Sheppard/McKay, so she's not nuts or anything -- she gets pretty funny.
But it's so weird (and an odd sort of betrayal from SOMEONE I DON'T KNOW) to be bopping along totally in the groove, and lo! She doesn't hate on Teyla when it's the only right thinking thing to do.
She sees Sheppard/Weir.
I am not alone, then. Excellent. Going to read her recaps. Not understanding the liking Teyla. Except, of course, I've only seen ep 11, as I've just whined about.