Kinda makes me wonder how he sits down. But it does explain the whole "still a virgin while looking this hot" bit.
See, I'd thought the whole dumb as a bag of hammers thing was the explanation for this.
Sometimes when I'm sitting in class... You know, I'm not thinking about class, 'cause that would never happen. I think about kissing you. And it's like everything stops. It's like, it's like freeze frame. Willow kissage.
Oz ,'First Date'
Boxed Set, Vol. 1: Smallville, Due South, Farscape
A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much anything else that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.
Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 12, 2004 11:19:12 am PST #8408 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Kalshane - Nov 13, 2004 6:15:34 pm PST #8409 of 10000
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
Well, back in the serials and 50's, maybe. Has anyone thrown a gun (another silly move) in any of the incarnations since the George Reeves AoS?
They did a joke about that on JLU, though it was Wonder Woman instead of Supes. Guy empties a clip at her, which she blocks, then hauls back to throw his gun and she says "Like that's going to work."
Thomash - Nov 13, 2004 8:42:21 pm PST #8410 of 10000
I have a plan.
They did a joke about that on JLU, though it was Wonder Woman instead of Supes.
Seems they did a joke on that on the Simpsons too. Treehouse of Horror episode 'Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl', guest starring Lucy Lawless (who's not Xena).
Holli - Nov 14, 2004 7:25:20 am PST #8411 of 10000
an overblown libretto and a sumptuous score/ could never contain the contradictions I adore
Treehouse of Horror episode 'Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl', guest starring Lucy Lawless (who's not Xena).
"Xena can't fly!"
"I'm not Xena."
§ ita § - Nov 14, 2004 7:50:44 am PST #8412 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Variety speculating on schedule changes:
WB
Biggest priority should be moving "Smallville" to 9 on Wednesday to get it away from "Lost" and to feed off of viewers looking for good drama after the ABC skein ends.
Returning drama "Summerland" would work nicely as "Smallville's" lead-in;
Polter-Cow - Nov 14, 2004 8:38:40 am PST #8413 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
That's not going to help if they do end up moving Alias to that slot, as rumored. Though I'm betting more people will be watching Lost than Alias.
Summerland is returning? That was the one with Lori Loughlin, right? Huh.
And why the fuck does Variety keep using the word "skein"? It's a show, peoples. IT'S A SHOW. You don't have to be pretentious about it.
DCJensen - Nov 14, 2004 8:55:34 am PST #8414 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.
Variety is all about the pretentious Variety-speak.
§ ita § - Nov 14, 2004 9:09:00 am PST #8415 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Most of the ep bores me, but Shank's "Oh, god!" when RDA delivers the line about maybe having been captured to impregnate the ladies cracks me up.
And I say Shanks and RDA, just because it seems so visceral -- no idea if it was improv, but the idea charms.
Consuela - Nov 14, 2004 9:29:33 am PST #8416 of 10000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
which episode is that, ita?
§ ita § - Nov 14, 2004 9:36:19 am PST #8417 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Oops! The one where they're captured by the she-Jaffa. Birthright?