I think it's definitely possible to break the scissors, not by breaking the metal of either blade, but by frelling the doohickey that joins them together, and shearing that.

Lana's a superninja, isn't she? With witchy powers.

Yeah, complete bullshit.

The last one sort of happened last night, though. the sissors broke on his hair.

But DX, everything shatters on Clark. Axes, rings, plastic horses. It's hilarious. Nothing ever just bounces harmlessly off him.

everything shatters on Clark.

Kinda makes me wonder how he sits down. But it does explain the whole "still a virgin while looking this hot" bit.

Maybe he has an embrittling field.

t places peanuts next to Clark

I think it's definitely possible to break the scissors, not by breaking the metal of either blade, but by frelling the doohickey that joins them together, and shearing that.

My experience of abusing scissors is that the pin that joins the blades won't snap, but it might wrench loose in its joint, so that the blades aren't held tense against each other. You can still cut something with dull scissors (messily), if you've got blade tension, but two sharp blades that don't ever touch each other are basically just really awkward carving knives. The thing you're trying to cut just folds in between the blades.

Which is not nearly as dramatic and amazing as shattering.

But DX, everything shatters on Clark.

'Twas Daniel said it, not me. That said, there is one thing that doesn't, though. Revolvers. I know this because every time someone throws a gun at Supes he ducks.

I know this because every time someone throws a gun at Supes he ducks.

Well, back in the serials and 50's, maybe. Has anyone thrown a gun (another silly move) in any of the incarnations since the George Reeves AoS?

Well, if you've used up all your ammunition fruitlessly shooting at Supes, why not?

Well, you've already proven you're not bright.