Inara: Mal, this isn't the ancient sea. You don't have to go down with your ship. Mal: She ain't going down. She ain't going anywhere.

'Out Of Gas'


Boxed Set, Vol. 1: Smallville, Due South, Farscape  

A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much anything else that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.


DCJensen - Nov 12, 2004 8:38:39 am PST #8395 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.

The last one sort of happened last night, though. the sissors broke on his hair.

Even possessed, Lana's efforts should have been at most the blades stop and let the hair slip between the blades, maybe even sideways. Break the sissors? She has nae the strength for that.


Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 12, 2004 8:54:14 am PST #8396 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Could any amount of strength be sufficient to break rigid metal against a flexible substance that would give without breaking?

Though that does give me the entertaining mental image of Kristin Kreuk in blue contacts and hair saying "This defies all reason! And I find it annoying."


§ ita § - Nov 12, 2004 8:55:56 am PST #8397 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think it's definitely possible to break the scissors, not by breaking the metal of either blade, but by frelling the doohickey that joins them together, and shearing that.

Lana's a superninja, isn't she? With witchy powers.

Yeah, complete bullshit.


Polter-Cow - Nov 12, 2004 9:07:29 am PST #8398 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

The last one sort of happened last night, though. the sissors broke on his hair.

But DX, everything shatters on Clark. Axes, rings, plastic horses. It's hilarious. Nothing ever just bounces harmlessly off him.


Calli - Nov 12, 2004 9:14:02 am PST #8399 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

everything shatters on Clark.

Kinda makes me wonder how he sits down. But it does explain the whole "still a virgin while looking this hot" bit.


§ ita § - Nov 12, 2004 9:14:21 am PST #8400 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Maybe he has an embrittling field.


Trudy Booth - Nov 12, 2004 9:20:12 am PST #8401 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

t places peanuts next to Clark


Nutty - Nov 12, 2004 9:20:47 am PST #8402 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

I think it's definitely possible to break the scissors, not by breaking the metal of either blade, but by frelling the doohickey that joins them together, and shearing that.

My experience of abusing scissors is that the pin that joins the blades won't snap, but it might wrench loose in its joint, so that the blades aren't held tense against each other. You can still cut something with dull scissors (messily), if you've got blade tension, but two sharp blades that don't ever touch each other are basically just really awkward carving knives. The thing you're trying to cut just folds in between the blades.

Which is not nearly as dramatic and amazing as shattering.


DXMachina - Nov 12, 2004 9:24:55 am PST #8403 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

But DX, everything shatters on Clark.

'Twas Daniel said it, not me. That said, there is one thing that doesn't, though. Revolvers. I know this because every time someone throws a gun at Supes he ducks.


DCJensen - Nov 12, 2004 10:03:34 am PST #8404 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.

I know this because every time someone throws a gun at Supes he ducks.

Well, back in the serials and 50's, maybe. Has anyone thrown a gun (another silly move) in any of the incarnations since the George Reeves AoS?