Why couldn't Lionel find him? The boy's leaving fingerprints everywhere, for a start.
Well, you'd better not be thinking what I think you're thinking, because my answer is the same as always — no threesomes unless it's boy-boy-girl. Or Charlize Theron.
Harmony ,'First Date'
Boxed Set, Vol. 1: Smallville, Due South, Farscape
A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much anything else that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.
§ ita § - Oct 02, 2003 7:33:00 am PDT #835 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
sumi - Oct 02, 2003 7:43:42 am PDT #836 of 10000
Art Crawl!!!
I know!
Plus the Metropolis Police have the same stupidity/denial thing going that the Sunnydale police did.
§ ita § - Oct 02, 2003 7:45:13 am PDT #837 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I love how shooting at Kal produced feathers everywhere. Is that a Kryptonian thing? They didn't hit that many pillows.
Madrigal Costello - Oct 02, 2003 7:48:17 am PDT #838 of 10000
It's a remora, dimwit.
Clark was following the standard rules for a WB bad girl - wear leather or slutgear, drink, dance in clubs, want-take-have, etc. But only Faith actually sleeps with anyone.
I am wondering if Lionel was just keeping Lex hidden on the family island with an employee to watch over him and duck out at the last minute until he could announce his "death" and draw out whomever he considered responsible for the plane crash.
sumi - Oct 02, 2003 7:49:05 am PDT #839 of 10000
Art Crawl!!!
Madrigal -- I was totally thinking "Want Take Have" -- but he forgot the leather or the slutgear -- damn him.
§ ita § - Oct 02, 2003 7:49:21 am PDT #840 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
wear leather or slutgear, drink, dance in clubs, want-take-have, etc
See -- the leather was lame (jacket only), and they never showed him dancing.
Basically, his evil was smiling at inappropriate times.
Lame.
Madrigal Costello - Oct 02, 2003 7:51:39 am PDT #841 of 10000
It's a remora, dimwit.
Well, he was still hanging around in bar, so maybe he had like a fake ID or something. And since he has to wear red or blue at all times, it was taking him a while to find red or blue leather pants in his size.
tina f. - Oct 02, 2003 7:52:21 am PDT #842 of 10000
the Lamest of Lame?
Big Bad Crime Bossy Guy: "I'm the biggest crime boss in Metropolis."
Can't you just see the writers' meeting - "but how do we get the audience to really believe this guy is bad?" "hmmmmm." "HOW????"
And "How do we show Helen is a money-grubbing evil black widow?" "I know, I know! - Shopping bags!!!"
Smallville can't do evil. Which is not a good thing for a show about a superhero.
Lyra Jane - Oct 02, 2003 7:56:29 am PDT #843 of 10000
Up with the sun
Why couldn't Lionel find him? The boy's leaving fingerprints everywhere, for a start.
Do we know that he has fingerprints, though? I mean, the way people do?
Come to think of it, does he have DNA, even?
§ ita § - Oct 02, 2003 7:58:02 am PDT #844 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Do we know that he has fingerprints, though? I mean, the way people do?
No, we don't, I don't think. But they need to show us this.