That's not what making out sounds like -- unless I'm doing it wrong?

Willow ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Boxed Set, Vol. 1: Smallville, Due South, Farscape  

A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much anything else that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.


§ ita § - Oct 20, 2004 7:28:47 pm PDT #8183 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Sometimes I forget how incredibly not seventeen Tom Welling looks.

I did entirely laugh, and wonder what hairline motion that mop of locks is hiding.


Calli - Oct 21, 2004 5:18:35 am PDT #8184 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Plus, wasn't Clark 15 at the beginning of the series, 3 years ago? Guess all those meteor rocks are warping the time scale, as well as the locals' genes.


§ ita § - Oct 21, 2004 5:25:07 am PDT #8185 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Is Lana old enough to be schtupping Coach T without legal repercussions?

Huh. Seems all it takes in Kansas is 16. I want to see more nookie-with-adults, then.


sumi - Oct 21, 2004 5:36:15 am PDT #8186 of 10000
Art Crawl!!!

I figured that Clark and the others (still in high school) will be turning 18 this year.


Kalshane - Oct 21, 2004 5:52:23 am PDT #8187 of 10000
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Clark's still a moron (why go in at night to look at the manuscript when you have an invite to see it in 12 hours? What's going to happen? Bart only stole it to piss you off -- he could have stolen anything in the house

Exactly. And once the alarms are going off, why are you standing there like a deer in headlights instead of super-speeding yourself out the door after Bart?

Steve DeKnight should know better.

With all the reference-dropping, I would have loved one either from Bart about thinking Lex has a cool voice or something about Lex putting words in the Flash's mouth.

I figured that Clark and the others (still in high school) will be turning 18 this year.

I'm thinking the same thing.


Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 21, 2004 7:13:15 am PDT #8188 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Plus, wasn't Clark 15 at the beginning of the series, 3 years ago? Guess all those meteor rocks are warping the time scale, as well as the locals' genes.

Considering that the writers' grasp of spatial relationships has skyscrapers from an East Coast city visible from a small town in Kansas, you expect their handling of time passage to make sense?


Polter-Cow - Oct 21, 2004 7:46:02 am PDT #8189 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

And once the alarms are going off, why are you standing there like a deer in headlights instead of super-speeding yourself out the door after Bart?

Yeah, that was really dumb.

With all the reference-dropping, I would have loved one either from Bart about thinking Lex has a cool voice or something about Lex putting words in the Flash's mouth.

What's the reference there?


§ ita § - Oct 21, 2004 7:51:01 am PDT #8190 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

My problem with super speed is their reflexes don't seem to match. Or maybe their reflexes aren't amped all the way up unless they're moving at speed. Was Bart coldcocked before he started to turn around? If he can navigate at the speeds he travels at, he should be able to turn any blow into a glancing one, by simply not being there anymore once he feels contact starting.


Kalshane - Oct 21, 2004 8:05:38 am PDT #8191 of 10000
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

What's the reference there?

Michael Rosenbaum(sp?) voices The Flash on Justice League.

ETA: Though Flash hasn't had any speaking appearences in this season so far. I wonder if there was some kind of scheduling conflict on MR's part.


§ ita § - Oct 21, 2004 8:29:34 am PDT #8192 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think Flash kinda got dropped in their reboot.