Non-spoilery post-Bad Timing short snippet by Thea, with snark and firefights. In case you need something to get you through to Sunday (or, err, whenever your DL finishes *g*).
Most people is pretty quiet right about now. Me, I see a stiff -- one I didn't have to kill myself -- I just get, the urge to, you know, do stuff. Like work out, run around, maybe get some trim if there's a willin' woman about... not that I get flush from corpses or anything. I ain't crazy.
Jayne ,'The Message'
Boxed Set, Vol. 1: Smallville, Due South, Farscape
A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much anything else that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.
Consuela - Oct 14, 2004 9:54:26 am PDT #7696 of 10000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
quester - Oct 14, 2004 4:56:03 pm PDT #7697 of 10000
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.
I love David Bianculli.
Strega - Oct 14, 2004 5:43:22 pm PDT #7698 of 10000
Hey, Strega, are you guys going to do recaps for Farscape?
Hm, laugh or cry, laugh or cry...?
Hee!
Polter-Cow - Oct 14, 2004 6:30:20 pm PDT #7699 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Ah, Smallville. It pained me to see Chloe completely sucked of her character for half an episode, but it made it that much more refreshing when we got her back. And I agree with Kalshane about that scene with Lois. That was the best scene in the episode. I found Lois annoying in the first episode, but she grew on me. I really like how she calls Clark "Smallville."
Kalshane - Oct 14, 2004 6:49:46 pm PDT #7700 of 10000
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
I really like how she calls Clark "Smallville."
Well, that's straight out of the comics (much like Mary Jane's "Tiger" in Spiderman) and makes a little less sense when she's actually in Smallville, surrounded by Smallvillites as opposed to the "Hey, this new guy is from the boondocks" origin of the nickname in the comics, but it is a nice shout out to said comics. But yeah, she was a lot of fun.
Also fun? Allison Mack in that football jersey. Though that scene gave me a serious Xander and Willow in BB&B flashback.
DebetEsse - Oct 14, 2004 7:04:14 pm PDT #7701 of 10000
Woe to the fucking wicked.
They are increasing my "Are all these people very stoned" factor, though, with the character call-backs (as opposed to writer winks to us).
How, in the name of everything holy, can you get from here to there and no one connect dots, especially since we're establishing through lines like "Smallville", even with Lois being canonically slow on the glasses uptake. With Lex, at this point, I can only wank it to a mind-wipe or Lionel-becomes-Lex or something like that.
And then I remember that MR is very pretty and the rest of it gets kinda blurry.
§ ita § - Oct 14, 2004 7:05:39 pm PDT #7702 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Lois, in her ten minutes in town, has been a direct witness to almost as much as departed Pete.
Did they have an explanation for the randomly superheated gun?
Polter-Cow - Oct 14, 2004 7:07:47 pm PDT #7703 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
How, in the name of everything holy, can you get from here to there and no one connect dots, especially since we're establishing through lines like "Smallville", even with Lois being canonically slow on the glasses uptake.
Clark has eyejaculated in front of Lois twice now. He's getting sloppy.
With Lex, at this point, I can only wank it to a mind-wipe or Lionel-becomes-Lex or something like that.
Even that doesn't work, because Lionel seems just as close to knowing as Lex. All he lacks is solid proof.
§ ita § - Oct 14, 2004 7:09:26 pm PDT #7704 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Hasn't Lionel seen (during the fake blind period), plus having had his blood?
Kalshane - Oct 14, 2004 7:10:56 pm PDT #7705 of 10000
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
At this point I've pretty much given up on Smallville connecting to the Superman universe we know, at least not sensibly. I don't know, maybe they've got some big surprise lined up for season 5 that will somehow make everything fall into place, but I doubt it. More likely, some disgruntled highschool kid drops a piece of newly-discovered mauve kryptonite into a vat of whip cream that starts a chain reaction resulting in everyone in Smallville having selective amnesia trigged by blue and red tights.