Crap! Why can't I post a link? It ended up on a whole other site then the one I intended.
I feel so incompetent. And I don't like it.
Wash: Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion. Kaylee: 'Cause I'm pretty? Wash: 'Cause you're pretty.
'Heart Of Gold'
Boxed Set, Vol. 1: Smallville, Due South, Farscape
A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much anything else that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.
Mia - Aug 22, 2004 4:49:51 am PDT #7099 of 10000
"Come on! Look at you. You got that bed head thing going on, which McKay's probably got something to do with. You're tall, lean and you sound drunk a lot of the time. Hell, son, you're making me horny!"
DXMachina - Aug 22, 2004 5:16:20 am PDT #7100 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Mia, just paste the link into the posting box. The system will convert it. If it's way too long for the window, I (or one of the other stompies) will fix it for you.
Mia - Aug 22, 2004 6:05:36 am PDT #7101 of 10000
"Come on! Look at you. You got that bed head thing going on, which McKay's probably got something to do with. You're tall, lean and you sound drunk a lot of the time. Hell, son, you're making me horny!"
A little parody bit on "Affinity" I stumbled across.
Now see, if this would have been the actual episode, I would have enjoyed it a lot more than I did.
And, thank you DXMachina, I don't feel quite so foolish now. Though, I'm sure that feeling won't last for too long.
DCJensen - Aug 22, 2004 7:56:41 am PDT #7102 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.
From Mia's link:
Redshirt Boyfriend: Who the hell is this? ... I'd follow that up with threatening body language, but your biceps are the size of my head.
Teal'c: Leave.
Redshirt Boyfriend: Okay.
Later:
Teal'c: You're five seconds late for our training montage.
and
Jack: Hey Sam, your big dumb jock boyfriend with the bad hair has GPS, right?
Sam: ...
Jack: Not that I'm bitter.
Oh heck, read the whole thing, there are actual buildups and payoffs. Very well done.
Theodosia - Aug 22, 2004 8:19:19 am PDT #7103 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
More from Mia's link, just 'cause:
Teal'c: I am here for what I believe you Earth humans refer to as a "booty call."
WRI: No can do.
Teal'c: But we had our training montage.
WRI: I know, but ...
Teal'c: This is the natural progression of our relationship, I am certain.
WRI: Listen -
Teal'c: Would it help if I flexed my enourmous biceps?
WRI: Yes ... wait, no!
DCJensen - Aug 23, 2004 4:05:29 pm PDT #7104 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.
The Sg-1 episode Divide And Conquer was just on.
Fitting for the Buffista Days of Schmoop.
O'Neill: I didn't leave... because I'd have rather died myself than lose Carter.
Freya: Why?
O'Neill (quietly): Because I care about her... ...a lot more than I'm supposed to.
And now she's going to marry the other guy? Argh.
Oh! And now Window of Opportunity.
Anne W. - Aug 23, 2004 4:12:16 pm PDT #7105 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
Daniel, you're assuming that the other guy is going to survive the season.
Window of Opportunity is one of my favorite SG eps ever. Good Jack humor and Jack angst all in one hour.
§ ita § - Aug 23, 2004 4:14:03 pm PDT #7106 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
God yes. Even without considering Sam's mortality rate -- the most surprising thing the show could do with this relationship is let them actually tie the knot, and him not die within one episode of it happening.
Katie M - Aug 23, 2004 4:26:38 pm PDT #7107 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies
If it doesn't work out--and I'd be wildly surprised if they actually get married, though I suppose it's possible--I'm kind of rooting for him to leave her. I mean, poor Sam, yeah, but it'd be a refreshing change.
DCJensen - Aug 23, 2004 4:27:13 pm PDT #7108 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.
I'm betting on him getting posessed by a Goa'uld and Sam having to kill him....at the altar.