Maybe Jack's generation is the culmination of the Earth's programming by Deep Thought.
Wait -- Jack Handey is on Stargate?
I had a whole section about civic pride.
Mayor ,'Chosen'
Boxed Set, Vol. 1: Smallville, Due South, Farscape
A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much anything else that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.
Jon B. - Jul 03, 2004 6:58:01 pm PDT #6258 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
DCJensen - Jul 03, 2004 7:01:53 pm PDT #6259 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.
Singular, not plural.
Jon B. - Jul 03, 2004 7:04:42 pm PDT #6260 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
Singular, not plural.
But they're all so... Deep... And Thoughtful. How did they pick just one?
DavidS - Jul 03, 2004 8:37:46 pm PDT #6261 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I hateHATEhated the implication that Jack has a special brain/genetics (that was mentioned in the Jack 2.0 episode). Keep him normal, thanks. (Though not dumb, RDA, if you could)
Wordy mcWord, ita. To all of the above.
Coulda been midichlorians. Btw, they had Stargate comics at the store today. Did you know y'all know that?
§ ita § - Jul 03, 2004 8:43:12 pm PDT #6262 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Coulda been mitochondria
Midichlorians, you mean?
DCJensen - Jul 03, 2004 8:44:16 pm PDT #6263 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.
Midichlorians, you mean?
Maybe they're Maxichlorians.
DavidS - Jul 03, 2004 8:44:21 pm PDT #6264 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Midichlorians, you mean?
Yeah, them. Could you be a dear, and go fix my joke? Oh never mind, I'll do it.
Thomash - Jul 03, 2004 10:46:37 pm PDT #6265 of 10000
I have a plan.
Maybe too good -- were any of us that "us" that early on?
That kid did a real spot on job. He's still Big Jack in the head though, if not in body. I don't think any of us were as us back when we were younger us's. It's the ultimate 'if I knew then what I know now' bit for him. Wouldn'g you just love to see the school bully try to pull something?
Consuela - Jul 03, 2004 10:51:48 pm PDT #6266 of 10000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Wouldn'g you just love to see the school bully try to pull something?
Errr. Unless he's been practicing, I don't think that body has the muscle memory (or the mass) to do much damage. Still.
David, no, didn't know about the comics. But I'm not much for comics, anyway, at least not for show-based comics. I keep comparing the art to the actors, and it never ends well. ::shrugs::
Thomash - Jul 03, 2004 10:58:12 pm PDT #6267 of 10000
I have a plan.
C'mon, special forces training and a brain with the experience of a mature adult? He's end up being the coolest kid in school.