Midichlorians, you mean?
Maybe they're Maxichlorians.
River: The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems. Mal: See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like.
'Safe'
Boxed Set, Vol. 1: Smallville, Due South, Farscape
A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much anything else that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.
DCJensen - Jul 03, 2004 8:44:16 pm PDT #6263 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.
DavidS - Jul 03, 2004 8:44:21 pm PDT #6264 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Midichlorians, you mean?
Yeah, them. Could you be a dear, and go fix my joke? Oh never mind, I'll do it.
Thomash - Jul 03, 2004 10:46:37 pm PDT #6265 of 10000
I have a plan.
Maybe too good -- were any of us that "us" that early on?
That kid did a real spot on job. He's still Big Jack in the head though, if not in body. I don't think any of us were as us back when we were younger us's. It's the ultimate 'if I knew then what I know now' bit for him. Wouldn'g you just love to see the school bully try to pull something?
Consuela - Jul 03, 2004 10:51:48 pm PDT #6266 of 10000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Wouldn'g you just love to see the school bully try to pull something?
Errr. Unless he's been practicing, I don't think that body has the muscle memory (or the mass) to do much damage. Still.
David, no, didn't know about the comics. But I'm not much for comics, anyway, at least not for show-based comics. I keep comparing the art to the actors, and it never ends well. ::shrugs::
Thomash - Jul 03, 2004 10:58:12 pm PDT #6267 of 10000
I have a plan.
C'mon, special forces training and a brain with the experience of a mature adult? He's end up being the coolest kid in school.
DXMachina - Jul 04, 2004 3:00:58 am PDT #6268 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
David, no, didn't know about the comics. But I'm not much for comics, anyway, at least not for show-based comics. I keep comparing the art to the actors, and it never ends well. ::shrugs::
I bought the Stargate comic. Save your dough. It sucked big time. It's a convention tie-in of some sort. The artwork was awful.
§ ita § - Jul 04, 2004 7:15:56 am PDT #6269 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I don't think that body has the muscle memory (or the mass) to do much damage.
Well, there's the thing. He already moved so much like Jack (the so him him comment) -- why couldn't he move more like Jack?
If he operated out of pure reflex, it probably wouldn't work, because he'd be trying to duplicate with different tools.
But he's canny -- I think he could adapt.
Consuela - Jul 04, 2004 8:15:38 am PDT #6270 of 10000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
But he's canny -- I think he could adapt.
No question. And possibly he'd allow himself to be smart, too. (I must be getting dragged into the fandom, I'm developing opinions on metatextual issues. Bad Suela, no biscuit.)
§ ita § - Jul 04, 2004 8:38:12 am PDT #6271 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
And possibly he'd allow himself to be smart, too.
Oh, that would be brilliant. Let's toss in some random time travel, never have him enter the air force, and he can have hot geeky love with Sam.
§ ita § - Jul 04, 2004 10:16:06 am PDT #6272 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Teal'c and the ice cream in Unnatural Selection used to be my favourite moment of his, but I think his detachment while Daniel is drunkenly crushing all over him at the end of last season has beaten it out.
Still, hilarious.