You never know if a girl's gonna say 'yes', or if she's gonna laugh in your face and pull out your still-beating heart and crush it into the ground with her heel.

Xander ,'Help'


Boxed Set, Vol. 1: Smallville, Due South, Farscape  

A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much anything else that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.


DXMachina - Sep 24, 2003 4:05:10 pm PDT #617 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

You could call them Buffistinabur and MonkeyCrist

Or Sam and George...


Theodosia - Sep 24, 2003 4:11:02 pm PDT #618 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I named mine TiVo A and TiVo B.


Jessica - Sep 24, 2003 4:15:11 pm PDT #619 of 10000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Since the Tivo is now on our home network, we had to name it Darla.


Sean K - Sep 24, 2003 4:38:59 pm PDT #620 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Or the Green Destiny.

Oooh! Good one.

I named mine TiVo A and TiVo B.

I think you need to work harder there, Theo.


Katie M - Sep 24, 2003 5:02:05 pm PDT #621 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

My TiVo has no name. I've just never been into naming inanimate objects. (Well, my old Honda Civic was "baby" sometimes, but only when I was having, you know, private conversations with it.)

(That looks considerably pornier than it should.)


beth b - Sep 24, 2003 5:51:41 pm PDT #622 of 10000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

tivo's name is Tivo ... but it probbably has a secret name I don't know about


Nutty - Sep 24, 2003 5:55:14 pm PDT #623 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

My computer's name is Elvis, but I have no tivo to name. I have a sewing machine, that I'm often using when I watch television, but I suspect that's not in the same league.


JohnSweden - Sep 24, 2003 6:29:04 pm PDT #624 of 10000
I can't even.

My weapons, on the offchance they don't predate language, are in a better position to name me than vice versa.

Being elfswords, of course they have names, and histories and genealogies and clever party tricks ...

ita, you now must go on a quest to elfland to discover their true names. Take Sean, and definitely Allyson, she'll love it.


Frankenbuddha - Sep 24, 2003 6:31:02 pm PDT #625 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

My TiVo just hasn't told me its name yet...

Yes, but has it told you if you're gay or not?


brenda m - Sep 24, 2003 7:01:18 pm PDT #626 of 10000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

BTW, I got an email the other day from Tivo with a sale offer - $199 (after a rebate) for a 40 hour and some amount for an 80 hour that I can't remember. If I had two hundred freaking dollars right now, I'd be all over it. What I can afford to do, however, is forward the email with the offer to anyone who might be considering.

[My tragic Tivo story: At one point a few years ago, I had a few hundred bucks that I could spare. I ordered a Tivo from J&R, which had the best price. It arrived, and what followed was a month of bliss. Then it died. By the time I got it back to them, they had discontinued the model I had, and the only ones left cost more money. I could no longer spare any money, and had to take a refund. I have been sadly Tivoless ever since. And I've never gotten over it. When I finally get a real job again, it's the first thing on my list. I'll buy a new Tivo before I buy new furniture. Seriously.]