I don't have one yet.
Then you wouldn't understand
flounces
comes back
Naming weapons? That's weird.
No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.
Early ,'Objects In Space'
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§ ita § - Sep 24, 2003 3:50:07 pm PDT #609 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Sean K - Sep 24, 2003 3:51:43 pm PDT #610 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Naming weapons? That's weird.
You mean you haven't named your elf-swords yet?
askye - Sep 24, 2003 3:51:57 pm PDT #611 of 10000
Thrive to spite them
Hey, when I get my Tivo I'm going to hug it and squeeze it and love it and call it George.
§ ita § - Sep 24, 2003 3:54:10 pm PDT #612 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
You mean you haven't named your elf-swords yet?
My weapons, on the offchance they don't predate language, are in a better position to name me than vice versa.
Sean K - Sep 24, 2003 3:56:31 pm PDT #613 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
But all great swords have names, like Excalibur, or Glamdring, or... Mr. Stabby!
§ ita § - Sep 24, 2003 3:59:10 pm PDT #614 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Who named Excalibur? I'll let them name mine. I haven't earned that right yet.
Steph L. - Sep 24, 2003 4:03:55 pm PDT #615 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Steve the TiVo can only do so much, you know.
I'm sorry, but it should be Steve-O the Tivo.
But all great swords have names, like Excalibur, or Glamdring, or... Mr. Stabby!
Or the Green Destiny.
Consuela - Sep 24, 2003 4:04:39 pm PDT #616 of 10000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
My TiVo just hasn't told me its name yet...
DXMachina - Sep 24, 2003 4:05:10 pm PDT #617 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
You could call them Buffistinabur and MonkeyCrist
Or Sam and George...
Theodosia - Sep 24, 2003 4:11:02 pm PDT #618 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
I named mine TiVo A and TiVo B.