Aww, bad news, ladies (& gents). Omar is getting hitched.
Lorne: Once the word spreads you beat up an innocent old man, well, the truly terrible will think twice before going toe-to-toe with our Avenging Angel. Spike: Yes. The geriatric community will be soiling their nappies when they hear you're on the case. Bravo.
'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
Boxed Set, Vol. 1: Smallville, Due South, Farscape
A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much anything else that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.
bon bon - Apr 27, 2004 8:41:40 am PDT #5509 of 10000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
sumi - Apr 27, 2004 9:19:52 am PDT #5510 of 10000
Art Crawl!!!
I hope that being newlywed doesn't mean that Omar will never recap Smallville again -- because that would be a crime.
§ ita § - Apr 27, 2004 9:53:55 am PDT #5511 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
But ... but ... I was saving myself for him!
JohnSweden - Apr 27, 2004 10:05:25 am PDT #5512 of 10000
I can't even.
I'd have liked to see, maybe, the woman who played Worf's TNG mate ... also played Paul's sister's partner on Mad About You -- I think it's the same actor, anyway. She would have killed in that role.
Suzie Plakson? Hey, she's from Buffalo, who knew?
Carry on. I haven't seen 30 seconds of SG-1, but I am a Suzie Plakson geek.
Jeff Mejia - Apr 27, 2004 10:24:44 am PDT #5513 of 10000
"Don't think of yourself as an organic pain collector racing towards oblivion." Dogbert to Dilbert
Also, do we know how Dr. Swann got the key? I'm very confused by the whole episode, whose name escapes me right now. I think I'll call it The One Where Clark Rips Open Lex's Shirt.
No, they didn't explain how Dr. Swann got the key. I think he must have had some kind of device surreptitiously set up in the cave to capture it if it was used again, but there is no evidence for that.
Did anybody else wince when Chloe asked Lionel for the truth about him murdering his parents? I thought it was a really dumb thing to do, and it was capped off by the "I've saved the answer on my voice mail, so it's ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY SAFE with no possibility that the powerful head of an evil conglomerate can get to it and erase it, no sir".
I mean, Clark is usually the dumbest person on the show, right? What happened here?
bon bon - Apr 27, 2004 10:31:21 am PDT #5514 of 10000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Well, she was also confused as to why no one wanted to talk to her (or trust her with sensitive information) and she thinks truth is a complete defense to anything she does.
Not to mention her repeated appearances in the "lesson, doesn't learn her" file.
DCJensen - Apr 27, 2004 10:36:24 am PDT #5515 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.
More proof that she grows up to be Lois Lane.
§ ita § - Apr 27, 2004 10:38:34 am PDT #5516 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I dunno -- growing up seems to be contraindicated.
§ ita § - Apr 28, 2004 4:11:33 am PDT #5517 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
victor infante - Apr 28, 2004 11:05:30 am PDT #5518 of 10000
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.
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