OMG. Naked Daniel might touch Naked Sam, and I've been over that.
Hey, wait a minute! You read that entire story where you knew perfectly well Naked Daniel had touched Naked Sam! I even made reference to, like, injury-during-sex!
I am unimpressed by your squick.
Well, They encased him in Carbomite.
Heh. Yes, well, they love their Star Wars.
"I love you"
"I know"
(Okay, they were doing it with their glances, but still..)
How much do I love that
Kinsey got his ass fired?
THIS much!
Such a great scene. "I'm going to return to my first thought..."
"The clue said 'celestial body,' and he wrote 'Uma Thurman.'"
Obviously Jack didn't watch the Oscars this year...
"following. you. still. not!"
Psst...DX...No D in Uma Thurman...