We killed a homeless man on this bench. Me and Dru. Those were good times. You know, he begged for mercy, and you know, that only made her bite harder.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Boxed Set, Vol. 1: Smallville, Due South, Farscape  

A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much anything else that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.


Steph L. - Mar 16, 2004 4:05:35 pm PST #4407 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

in WSS #3 she ::whimper:: levitates and emits a radiation harmful to Scarrans to save them all in the bunker with the flowers.

Ye gods, I've completely blocked that from my memory.

Mental as Anything was such a waste. 44 minutes that could have gone a long way toward some of the un-explored topics -- What Aeryn Did On Her Summer Vacation; Tormented Space And Why We Hatessss It So, My Precious; What The Frell Is Scorpy Doing on Moya, Anyway?; This Is Your Brain...This Is Your Brain On Laka...Any Questions?; and Who The Hell Is This Old Lady, Anyway, And Why Haven't We Pushed Her Out An Airlock Yet?


Consuela - Mar 16, 2004 4:24:16 pm PST #4408 of 10000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Word, Steph. Just, Word. Sigh.

Ah, well. And this is why most of my fic in the last year has wandered off into AU-land from Dog With Two Bones. Not intentionally, just... seemed to work better that way.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 16, 2004 5:46:47 pm PST #4409 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

in WSS #3 she ::whimper:: levitates and emits a radiation harmful to Scarrans to save them all in the bunker with the flowers.

Oh yeah, I do remember that bit, but forgot that it was because she was a bionid (or whatever). I just figured it was another hidden power for Sikozu-sue.


Katie M - Mar 16, 2004 5:53:44 pm PST #4410 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

Renowned for being the episode where Crichton's dilemma could have been very easily solve by simply taking off his shirt. A deeply stupid episode, and the one episode of the entire series that I really would like to believe never happened, in its entirety.

Honestly, I remember sitting there thinking "oh, don't even tell me that John Crichton was never enough of a geek to play something like Zork. It's a simple puzzle! Solve it!"

And then I realized that I was criticizing a fictional character in a science fiction show for not solving a puzzle in a manner befitting someone who'd played a text adventure game. Which, you know, er. But I would've known to take off my damn shirt, at least!


§ ita § - Mar 16, 2004 6:16:37 pm PST #4411 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have blocked that episode out -- tell me more about this shirt conundrum ...


Consuela - Mar 16, 2004 6:25:33 pm PST #4412 of 10000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

God, it's so stupid.

Scorpy takes them to Katoya, who is a master of mental arts, with the intent of teaching Crichton how to resist the Scarrans. Crichton gets stuck in a cage made of a metallic grid, too small to stand in, with a hibachi built into the floor.

The key to the cage is periodically dropped from the ceiling. It falls into the hibachi but Crichton can't take it out of the coals without removing the red-hot grid above it.

Every single fan watching this said, "Take off your shirt and wrap your hands in it to remove the grid!" He never ever does. Instead, after a gazillion iterations, he picks up the red-hot grid in his unprotected hands, screaming, and then pulls the key out of the coals.

PhD in cosmic theory. Designed his own space ship. Survived living with Rygel for 4 years. Deeply, deeply, stupid.

Browder's explanation was that Crichton would burn his back on the wall of the cage if he took off his shirt.

Also? Crichton is supposed to be the free-thinker. His whole life is one big Kobayashi Maru trick. In this episode, he does exactly what he's supposed to do.

Deeply stupid.


§ ita § - Mar 16, 2004 6:27:52 pm PST #4413 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm assuming, as aired, his back was in no danger?

Did he have socks, perhaps? Boxers?


Consuela - Mar 16, 2004 6:32:42 pm PST #4414 of 10000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

I believe he was barefoot. But I've tried to purge the memory of that episode from my mind.

His back was in no immediate danger, and besides, if he'd managed to get the key, he'd be out of there. Not to mention, many more nerve endings in the hands, and hands are pretty useful. It was moronic.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 16, 2004 6:37:36 pm PST #4415 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Huh. That may be more deeply stupid than the Sunnydale police. Wow. I missed that it was like that when I read that particular synopsis.


Consuela - Mar 16, 2004 6:56:01 pm PST #4416 of 10000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Well, IIRC, that particular episode was written by the same guy who wrote A Prefect Murder and WSS #3, both of which were problematic (and probably seriously doctored by others just to make them filmable, but I'm guessing here). They were desperately short on writers.