when I think batshit-crazy Farscape, I think Crichton employing his insane-fu
Yeah, like that. I tend to pretend Stark doesn't exist, most of the time, and I rather wish the writers had too, especially in season 4.
I think a Good Hamburger is about right for Stargate. Or maybe a plate of spaghetti. It's not stupid, except when the plot demands it, and the acting is competent and the writing and acting occasionally make me laugh. I'm not offended by it, but neither do I daydream about the characters on the bus home. It is what it is.
Pickles do not belong on hamburgers. Bacon and avocado are acceptable. The best roll for a hamburger is a toasted english muffin, yum.