Why did Judge have to mime a blow-job, though? Naughty visuals, bad visuals, please go away.
If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.
Book ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Boxed Set, Vol. 1: Smallville, Due South, Farscape
A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much anything else that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.
§ ita § - Feb 04, 2004 11:40:37 am PST #3409 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
esse - Feb 04, 2004 11:43:27 am PST #3410 of 10000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!
I think I was more amusing by his earrings.
Emily - Feb 04, 2004 11:46:09 am PST #3411 of 10000
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
I was just disappointed I kept not being able to tell what he was saying. For me, it was just "mumble mumble" blowjob.
Have we seen the Tokra remove a Goa'uld symbiote before?
Not sure, but the Tollan did with Skaara, so maybe they shared the technology.
Thomash - Feb 04, 2004 11:50:02 am PST #3412 of 10000
I have a plan.
Have we seen the Tokra remove a Goa'uld symbiote before?
Not sure, but the Tollan did with Skaara, so maybe they shared the technology.
Could be, but the Tollan aren't really the sharing type.
Jessica - Feb 04, 2004 11:57:07 am PST #3413 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Reading this thread w/o ever having watched any of SG-1 (I've never had the Sci-Fi channel), I think I'm getting to know how the non-Tolkien-readers feel in the LotR thread.
§ ita § - Feb 04, 2004 12:05:48 pm PST #3414 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I think I'm getting to know how the non-Tolkien-readers feel in the LotR thread.
Except that thread has more consistent spelling.
Anne W. - Feb 04, 2004 12:19:59 pm PST #3415 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
I finally saw the Michael Shanks slash thing--that was so cute! Though I was watching through my fingers and groaning, "What *idiot* asked this question?"
I can't get the clip to play on my Mac. Would someone mind summarizing Shanks' response?
§ ita § - Feb 04, 2004 12:24:51 pm PST #3416 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Would someone mind summarizing Shanks' response?
He starts by trying to summarise D/J shippers, Judge acts startled that they're not really together, also copies the actions of some guy in the front row that's miming a blowjob.
Shanks notes that everyone's really awake now they're talking slash, and then does an effiminate D/J exchange "Jack! Jack! You can't do that! It's a very special culture!" "Oh, you always say that!"
Or something like.
Jars - Feb 04, 2004 12:36:55 pm PST #3417 of 10000
"What *idiot* asked this question?"
When did it become uncool to have shame? And why was I not informed?
JenP - Feb 04, 2004 1:00:19 pm PST #3418 of 10000
I am bored and studiously avoiding many other things I could and should be doing, so ... here's a transcription for AnneW. More or less accurate. Did I mention ... so avoiding productivity?
Question: Um, what do you think about, um, Daniel and Jack slash? (Audience groans, laughs, claps, murmurs …)
MS: For those of you not in the know, umm, there’s a subculture, uh … or maybe there’s a lot of you that are in the know, I’m not sure … uh, there’s a subculture of, uh, what seems to be our fans that are devoted to, um, seeing, uh, the subliminal nature of the, uh, Jack and Daniel relationship.
CJ: Whatchoo talkin’ about (a la Arnold on DF)? [To the audience]: I wish you could see what I’m seeing. Young man in the front row going like this (mimes blow job).
MS: Now you guys came to life, huh? You’re all kind of quite, sittin’ back … now we start talking about some homosexual resationships, and you’re all [jumps out of chair excitedly]
CJ: Wait, before we proceed … you mean Jack and Daniel aren’t together?
BREAK
MS: (mumble) start to actually put on the voices, and say: [As Daniel … campy, plaintive whine] “Jaa-a-aack! Jack you can’t do that. It’s a very special culture!” [As Jack … campy, but less so]: “Oh Daniel. It’s always the same thing with you.”
Interestingly, I get the sense from the last sentence that Michael Shanks can do a dead-on impression of RDA doing Jack when he so chooses.