He just seemed to have no idea how he got from being in the same room with a girl to having sex with her - like maybe his mother was secretly pimping him out figuring that there probably wouldn't enough blood in his brain to figure out what was going on.
Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?
Zoe ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Boxed Set, Vol. 1: Smallville, Due South, Farscape
A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much anything else that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.
Madrigal Costello - Nov 14, 2003 11:33:30 am PST #2065 of 10000
It's a remora, dimwit.
§ ita § - Nov 14, 2003 11:34:33 am PST #2066 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
He just seemed to have no idea how he got from being in the same room with a girl to having sex with her
I think he had no idea how to not go straight from being in the same room (/car) with a girl to having sex with her.
Nutty - Nov 14, 2003 11:37:33 am PST #2067 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Madrigal, he must have tripped. And then, whoops! Sex!
I love listening to actors speaking foreign languages (well). Even better when you'd never guess it until they do it. Double-extra sooper points if they can act in those languages. yes, Stellan Skarsgaard is like unto the godhead for me.
Madrigal Costello - Nov 14, 2003 11:38:01 am PST #2068 of 10000
It's a remora, dimwit.
I know there are a lot of neighborhoods where teens have a lot of casual sex out of boredom, but usually they sort of know what's going on, unless very drunk or stoned.
§ ita § - Nov 14, 2003 11:39:56 am PST #2069 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
usually they sort of know what's going on, unless very drunk or stoned.
I really get the impression he's very good at getting chicks into bed (or the back seat, whatever) and has never given much thought to the idea of elongating a courtship.
Have I met teenaged boys who have had a lot of sex and are like that? Absolutely.
Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 14, 2003 11:48:02 am PST #2070 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Let's face it, probably not all that hard to skip the pesky intermediate steps between "hi" and "got a cigarette?" when you look like Ryan.
Madrigal Costello - Nov 14, 2003 11:48:48 am PST #2071 of 10000
It's a remora, dimwit.
Maybe the actor is playing Ryan as so uncomfortable in the O.C. that he's not acting the way he usually does, which would make it seem more likely that women just constantly fling themselves at him. He just doesn't seem to have that sort of automatic chemistry, like the kind JM put in Spike, or MR in Lex.
§ ita § - Nov 14, 2003 11:50:05 am PST #2072 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
probably not all that hard to skip the pesky intermediate steps between "hi" and "got a cigarette?" when you look like Ryan.
I would consider "Hi" to be a complete waste of time.
He just doesn't seem to have that sort of automatic chemistry, like the kind JM put in Spike, or MR in Lex.
Uhuh. Sure.
In opposite land!
Okay, not as finessed and masterful as those two, but DAMN.
Kat - Nov 14, 2003 11:51:08 am PST #2073 of 10000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
I think he's good with the sex, and the getting of it. And not so great with the dating aspect.
There are plenty of people who are good at being able to get sex and bad at being able to negotiate dating. God knows I was one in high school and college.
So not that shocking to me.
weird xpost.
Madrigal Costello - Nov 14, 2003 11:56:45 am PST #2074 of 10000
It's a remora, dimwit.
Okay. To me Ryan is just not that attractive. Very nice body, but huge nose and teeny squinty eyes like Josh Hartnett. And he's all sort of uni-colored, like a butterscotch blob of boy. Yeah, yeah, I know, I'm a freak. I mean, I don't even consider Clay Aiken to be handsome either.