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Boxed Set, Vol. 1: Smallville, Due South, Farscape  

A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much anything else that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.


Sean K - Oct 20, 2003 12:38:37 pm PDT #1261 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

You know, I read that as "Mr. Wrinkly"

That's only when he's resting.


Katie M - Oct 20, 2003 12:38:43 pm PDT #1262 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

So is that "I'm so aroused it hurts" thing not true for men, then?


smonster - Oct 20, 2003 12:38:45 pm PDT #1263 of 10000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Throbbing in an appendage is usually a sign of infection, frostbite, or being wrapped too tight. I'm happy to say that none of these things has ever happened to Mr. Winky.

Ah. So this isn't the problem with those leather pants?


Trudy Booth - Oct 20, 2003 12:40:02 pm PDT #1264 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

So is that "I'm so aroused it hurts" thing not true for men, then?

No, just for teenaged boys in parked cars.

At least I'm not Plei who'd likely read "Mr. Brinkley"


P.M. Marc - Oct 20, 2003 12:40:55 pm PDT #1265 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

At least I'm not Plei who'd likely read "Mr. Brinkley"

Not my type.


DavidS - Oct 20, 2003 12:41:21 pm PDT #1266 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

David, I've bookmarked that.

Here's a cool bit that I've never seen used in sex writing: When it's fully engorged and the head is purple-y, and you're lying on your back you can see the tip of the head bob ever-so-slightly with each pulse.

Also, writers rarely use the balls drawing up tighter to indicate high excitement - but that's an indicater too.


Sean K - Oct 20, 2003 12:42:19 pm PDT #1267 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Ah. So this isn't the problem with those leather pants?

Well... not with the pair I brought home. Some of the ones I tried on may have had that problem, but I found a pair that fit better.


P.M. Marc - Oct 20, 2003 12:42:22 pm PDT #1268 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

See, Hec, that's because the human lava lamp act? Just not hot to read about.


Katie M - Oct 20, 2003 12:43:29 pm PDT #1269 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

No, just for teenaged boys in parked cars.

Heh. I have to confess that I've never had a guy try this on me in real life, but hey, shows up all the time in fic.


Trudy Booth - Oct 20, 2003 12:43:34 pm PDT #1270 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Not my type.

No, entirely too sane.