Wait, now you're blaming me?
It's all your fault. Pod!Aeryn, Pod!Giles, Cry!Scully. Go stand in the corner and think about all the people you made cry.
Now you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty flowered bonnet, I will end you.
Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Boxed Set, Vol. 1: Smallville, Due South, Farscape
A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much anything else that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.
DavidS - Oct 08, 2003 1:50:46 pm PDT #1070 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Theodosia - Oct 08, 2003 1:55:38 pm PDT #1071 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
I've seen smoking guns that were less convincing.
Nutty - Oct 08, 2003 2:07:44 pm PDT #1072 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Okay wait just a gosh darn minute. Surely the wet men initiative does not mean wet David Hasselhoff. I draw the line at David Hasselhoff.
"Except I don't think joining the Navy makes you automatically 6'4", beefcake, and Canadian."
One, I don't believe that anyone on any of those shows are actually 6'4". Two, what if you're already two of three?
You'd have to make me actually sit down and watch JAG to tell you that. There are some things I won't do for my country.
Dana - Oct 08, 2003 2:09:11 pm PDT #1073 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Okay, let me go check all the fandoms on the rec site...
Take out all the lit ones...
Take out all the ones that went off the air before I got involved...
Take out all the movies...
So I'm responsible for the past, current, or future fates of Alias, Angel, Buffy, Farscape, Firefly, Highlander, The Sentinel, Stargate, Smallville, Star Trek (all incarnations), West Wing, X-Files, The Invisible Man, Nikita, Roswell, Andromeda, Gilmore Girls, Witchblade, and Iron Chef?
I'm gonna need to hire an assistant.
§ ita § - Oct 08, 2003 2:16:06 pm PDT #1074 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Surely the wet men initiative does not mean wet David Hasselhoff
No. But, let me check ....
To wit ... Hasselwho?
Katie M - Oct 08, 2003 2:24:26 pm PDT #1075 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies
The Invisible Man
Ooh, that was Dana's fault?
DavidS - Oct 08, 2003 2:52:25 pm PDT #1076 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I'm gonna need to hire an assistant.
I recommend investing in a whipping boy instead.
Emily - Oct 08, 2003 3:18:45 pm PDT #1077 of 10000
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Dana, take off that list any that were crap from the very beginning. I don't think you can be held responsible for those.
Vonnie K - Oct 08, 2003 3:35:47 pm PDT #1078 of 10000
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.
OK, I have Smallville on (although I'm not really paying attention to it), and what do you know? In comes Lex, all battered and split-lipped, etc., and Clark says "Aw, man. Lex! We thought you died!" and they hug, and I'm expecting HoYay-riffic pyrotechnics and for the boys' wardrobes to be magically transformed into purple spandex, except that for all the emotion Tom Welling puts into his line-reading, he might have just well said, "Aw, Lex! I thought you flunked the chem test!". Man. TW is pretty to be sure, but the boy really can't act to save his life.
smonster - Oct 08, 2003 3:44:06 pm PDT #1079 of 10000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Vonnie K, I was loving the Big Gay Hug. I'm convinced that there was ass-grabbing just off-camera.
Plus, Lana kicking ass? spoilerfont and killing a guy? WTF?? Subtitled, Yet Another Page Out of ME's book.
on edit -
You wish you were watching Smallville with Amyth right now, like I am. Trust me.
"His sincerity is so insincere."
"Joy buzzer!"
"He may not be able to do a line reading, but he does a great smile."
(I think TW was dying his hair first season. Hmm, new Dido...)
"It's the gayness. Keeps us apart."