I gave up on Xmas cards.

Crap! Will have to get my secret santa present out there ASAP.

I gave up on Xmas cards.

I love doing Xmas cards and usually it is our only contact with the bunches of DH's Italian relatives.

However, I have noticed that I mail out more than I receive. Hmmm...

However, I have noticed that I mail out more than I receive. Hmmm...

My mother only sends cards to those who sent her cards the previous year. Then she keeps a stash, and if she receives one from someone she hadn't sent a card to, she sends it out that day.

Hey, 'Ouise, did you get my email about going to Radium City on Friday?

Today's Spam for your reading pleasure:

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Today's Spam for your reading pleasure:

Huh. I've read fiction that's made LESS sense, actually. I think William Burroughs is sending spam from beyond the grave.

eta, liked one line so much, I made it my new tag line.

I'm kind of partial to:

CEO toward squid always share a shower with prime minister near corporation!

Are these headlines from Frank?

could be!