Simon: I'm trying to put this as delicately as I can... How do I know you won't kill me in my sleep? Mal: You don't know me, son. So let me explain this to you once: If I ever kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed.

'Serenity'


Buffy 4: Grr. Arrgh.  

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§ ita § - Jul 02, 2004 9:55:48 am PDT #8597 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Narrator! Quick! Stop her and demonstrate your shoving technique, and then you're in.


Narrator - Jul 02, 2004 9:57:16 am PDT #8598 of 10001
The evil is this way?

Grabs Lilty Cash. Finds a Locker. Lets nature take its course. *SHOVE*


Lilty Cash - Jul 02, 2004 9:58:02 am PDT #8599 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

You can't grab someone who is NOT HERE. Because I AM NOT.

Cries.


§ ita § - Jul 02, 2004 9:58:11 am PDT #8600 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Nice form.

::high five::


Narrator - Jul 02, 2004 10:00:49 am PDT #8601 of 10001
The evil is this way?

You can't grab someone who is NOT HERE. Because I AM NOT.

Hahaha. My lack of existence is no impediment to me gabbing you, so your not-being-hereness can't stop me either. Mwhahahahaha*cough*hahahaha.

Nice form.

Thanks.


Ginger - Jul 02, 2004 10:01:44 am PDT #8602 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

This conversation always confuses me, because my high school was too poor to have lockers.


Lilty Cash - Jul 02, 2004 10:03:38 am PDT #8603 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

Mrpphjt oohysj tkkkeif. (From inside locker.)


Fred Pete - Jul 02, 2004 10:04:27 am PDT #8604 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Gleep gloop glopp glorp.

t thunk


Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 02, 2004 10:18:48 am PDT #8605 of 10001
Oh honey, the mentally unwell people have been in the fanbase since Game Changers was Stucky fanfiction on the internet. The calls have been coming from inside the house the whole time!

Do you really want to opt for the swirly route instead, Ginger?


Ginger - Jul 02, 2004 10:36:26 am PDT #8606 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Maybe you could make do and just slam me into a wall. Lord knows I was not among the cool kids.