Yeah. I'm returning to them in a second.
Just because I *can* do something, doesn't mean I *should*.
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Yeah. I'm returning to them in a second.
Just because I *can* do something, doesn't mean I *should*.
Just because I *can* do something, doesn't mean I *should*.
Could someone tell that to Mischa Barton?
Could someone tell that to Mischa Barton?
Can't we just nuke her from orbit?
Can't we just nuke her from orbit?
It's the only way to be sure.
It's the only way to be sure.
Actually, I just happen to have this painfully complicated death device...
She's not James Bond, is she?
(or...we could just shoot her. Together. As a group activity.)
It's the only way to be sure.
In college, we were convinced that that was the sexiest exchange in the history of movies.
We'd say it to each other with a leer and a smile.
Hindsight tells me that we were big fucking nerds.
It's the only way to be sure.
Sure she comes back with mutant powers, yes.
we were big fucking nerds
You make that sound like a bad thing.
we were big fucking nerds
You never ever overcome that. Tonight, my buddy and I get into an elevator and there's an attractive young woman in there, so we're smiling and making elevator chit-chat when we realize the door isn't closing. So, I reach for the button and of course, the door closes.
My buddy says "the Force is strong in this one." Inside, I'm screaming Nooooooo, but outside I'm going into this whole Ben Kenobi riff with him, that goes back and forth like a tennis match until my floor.
Buddy gets out of the elevator and I turn to the woman, shrug and say "sorry." She gives me this sad little smile and I get out.
Sigh.
To be Jedi is more a curse than a blessing, I sometimes think.
To be Jedi is more a curse than a blessing, I sometimes think.
This is the true reason Jedis are to avoid love--not because they must maintain neutrality but because it's so darned difficult to find people who appreciate nerds.