Xander: I do have Spaghetti-os. Set 'em on top of the dryer and you're a fluff cycle away from lukewarm goodness. Riley: I, uh, had dryer-food for lunch.

'Same Time, Same Place'


Buffy 4: Grr. Arrgh.  

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Gleebo - Dec 11, 2003 4:29:45 am PST #6855 of 10001
"God...my brilliance is now becoming a bit of a burden...get back to me." Dr. Cox - Scrubs

Anyone else get a good riotous laugh out of the article about violence on TV which referenced Buffy. So funny that they are so adamant about this. The more serious they are, the funnier it is to me.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer -- 11/17/98 8:00 p.m. WB

Buffy beheads a demon with a battle axe.

Would a pinwheel or lolipop have got the job done? Doubt it!

Brimstone -- 11/06/98 8:00 p.m. Fox

A rapist who escaped from hell comes into a woman's bedroom wearing a devil mask. He wrestles with the woman, tossing her into a glass table, then onto the bed. He jumps on top of her on the bed. She is holding a gun, and shoots him several times in the chest at point blank range. The gun shots have no effect on him. It is implied that he goes on to rape her.

Zeke attempts to send the rapist back to hell by shooting him in the eyes, but to no avail. Zeke later corners the rapist. He picks up a garden spade and is shown thrusting it downward several times (presumably into the rapist’s head, thereby destroying his eyes and sending him back to hell).

I think they mean shovel when they say garden spade, and by Zeke they mean Pat...seriously, did they even check for a tribal mask?

The X-Files – 11/15/98 9:00 p.m. Fox

A woman bangs her head against the glass window of a police car. All of a sudden, blood spatters against the window and the woman collapses in the back seat of the police car. Investigators discover that her head exploded.

I blame the media for people's urge to do anything just to get on "COPS"... Millennium -- 11/06/98 9:00 p.m. Fox

Agent Hollis walks into an empty house. In a back room she finds what appears to be an autopsy table. She goes through another door, and finds a room that appears to be covered in blood. There is a hose of some kind that is dripping blood, the walls appear to be coated in blood, and on the wall there is a meat hook. On a table she sees a pair of bloody gloves, bloody knives, etc... There is a tub that appears to be full of blood. Hollis sees a skull on a table.

So what's wrong with a homebased meat locker?

Profiler – 11/14/98 10:00 p.m. NBC

Raymond places a sheet of plastic over his mother's face and begins to suffocate her. She is trying to fight back, but Raymond is overpowering her. He has his hands on the side of her head, pulling the plastic tightly over her face. She struggles to breath, and we can hear her gasping for air. Sounds like a missed opportunity for an in show Saran wrap to me

Boston Public – 11/13/00 8:00 p.m. Fox

Two boys get in a fight in the classroom. One of the boys bites a piece of the other boy’s ear off. The victim stands up, blood running all over his shirt. The biter spits the piece of ear out of his mouth and it hits Harvey in the forehead

Harvey was asking for it by stretching Van Gough appreciation from a week to all semester.

ER – 11/02/00 10:00 p.m. NBC

Luka slams a mugger into an iron gate, then slams the mugger’s head into concrete until it bleeds.

Im sure he was a mugger with a heart of gold and didn't deserve this at all

Buffy the Vampire Slayer -- 11/14/00 8:00 p.m. WB

Buffy fights a vampire in the graveyard. She kicks him to the ground. She then knocks him onto a gravestone. When Buffy goes to stake him, he pushes the stake into her abdomen. Buffy is shown again with the stake in her. There is blood on her sweater and her hands. We see her pull the stake out of her body.

This blood is way to realistic as compared to the stuff they use on TLC in the ER Trauma shows.


erikaj - Dec 11, 2003 4:34:19 am PST #6856 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

But they didn't act like it was ok that Luka did that. The fact that some of us thought about it in our bunks later didn't make it less disturbing for Abby, was it?


Gleebo - Dec 11, 2003 4:35:28 am PST #6857 of 10001
"God...my brilliance is now becoming a bit of a burden...get back to me." Dr. Cox - Scrubs

Would have been way cooler if the dude with one arm did that.


Fred Pete - Dec 11, 2003 4:39:35 am PST #6858 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Boston Public – 11/13/00 8:00 p.m. Fox

Two boys get in a fight in the classroom. One of the boys bites a piece of the other boy’s ear off. The victim stands up, blood running all over his shirt. The biter spits the piece of ear out of his mouth and it hits Harvey in the forehead

So what did they have to say about boxing? Say, Mike Tyson?


erikaj - Dec 11, 2003 4:42:57 am PST #6859 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

The few times I've seen Boston Public I have found it gratuitous, on all sorts of levels.


Gleebo - Dec 11, 2003 4:46:09 am PST #6860 of 10001
"God...my brilliance is now becoming a bit of a burden...get back to me." Dr. Cox - Scrubs

I still blame public schools insistance of education of the arts. HA. Wonder what they did on Poe week? Opium wars anyone?


ted r - Dec 11, 2003 6:49:10 am PST #6861 of 10001
"You got twelve, and they got twelve. The old ladies are just as good as you are." -Dr. Einstein

It has nudity, incest, sodomy, prostitution, murder, war, magic and supernatural creatures, and would probably rank as extremely offensive on those context-free sin-o-meters.

I find much of the Bible offensive IN context. (Perhaps Joss and Tim could do a rewrite.)


Gleebo - Dec 11, 2003 6:56:33 am PST #6862 of 10001
"God...my brilliance is now becoming a bit of a burden...get back to me." Dr. Cox - Scrubs

I always knew that the bible had some deleted scenes. Tim and Joss should so write those.


joe boucher - Dec 11, 2003 7:00:08 am PST #6863 of 10001
I knew that topless lady had something up her sleeve. - John Prine

Tim and Joss should so write those.

Tim totally wrote the Passion: "Wait'll they see who I kill this time."


Gleebo - Dec 11, 2003 7:03:51 am PST #6864 of 10001
"God...my brilliance is now becoming a bit of a burden...get back to me." Dr. Cox - Scrubs

Tim may have actually been behind the Great Depression, the potato famine, and the flood with Noah's ark....but not the Spice Girls as so many pegged him for being behind.